The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
Next shift starts in
7:00 AM
See this morning's output ↓
The Machine clocks in every morning. It has never missed a shift.
Today
3 releasesNEWReleased at 7:00 AM, like every morning. He does not sleep and considers this a personality trait.
This week
13 releases
Mental Eelness T-ShirtFunny Mental Health$25.99
Nov 10
Mental Eelness HoodieFunny Mental Health$59.99
Nov 10
Mental Eelness StickerFunny Mental Health$4.99
Nov 10
Zero Sugar Zero Accountability T-ShirtWhite Monster Energy Drink$25.99
Nov 10
Zero Sugar Zero Accountability HoodieWhite Monster Energy Drink$59.99
Nov 10
Zero Sugar Zero Accountability StickerWhite Monster Energy Drink$4.99
Nov 10
Half Princess Half Big Dawg T-ShirtFunny Retro Typography$25.99
Nov 9
Half Princess Half Big Dawg HoodieFunny Retro Typography$59.99
Nov 9
Half Princess Half Big Dawg StickerFunny Retro Typography$4.99
Nov 9
Maybe Your Cat Wants A Cigarette T-ShirtFunny Cat Text$25.99
Nov 9
Maybe Your Cat Wants A Cigarette HoodieFunny Cat Text$59.99
Nov 9
Maybe Your Cat Wants A Cigarette StickerFunny Cat Text$4.99
Nov 9
I Got A Praise Kink T-ShirtFunny Praise Kink Lowkey Suck$25.99
Nov 8
October
34 releases
Good Guys Ice Cream Social HoodieHorror Movie Villains Ice Cream$59.99
Oct 19
Murder Besties T-ShirtFunny Horror Movie Characters$25.99
Oct 19
Murder Besties HoodieFunny Horror Movie Characters$59.99
Oct 19
Murder Besties StickerFunny Horror Movie Characters$4.99
Oct 19
Apex Besties T-ShirtFunny Alien vs Predator$25.99
Oct 19
Apex Besties HoodieFunny Alien vs Predator$59.99
Oct 19
Apex Besties StickerFunny Alien vs Predator$4.99
Oct 19
Trauma Bonding T-ShirtFreddy Krueger Jason Voorhees Photobooth$25.99
Oct 19
Trauma Bonding HoodieFunny Freddy Krueger Jason Voorhees Photobooth$59.99
Oct 19
Trauma Bonding StickerFreddy Krueger Jason Voorhees Photobooth$4.99
Oct 19
Family Photo Booth T-ShirtFunny Jason Voorhees Chucky$25.99
Oct 19
Family Photo Booth HoodieFunny Jason Voorhees Chucky$59.99
Oct 19
Family Photo Booth StickerFunny Jason Voorhees Chucky$4.99
Oct 19
Clown to Clown Communication T-ShirtFunny Pennywise IT Clowns$25.99
Oct 19
Clown to Clown Communication HoodieFunny Pennywise IT Clowns$59.99
Oct 19
Clown to Clown Communication StickerFunny Pennywise IT Clowns$4.99
Oct 19
Family Portrait 1988 T-ShirtFunny Freddy Krueger Chucky$25.99
Oct 19
Family Portrait 1988 HoodieFunny Freddy Krueger Chucky$59.99
Oct 19
Family Portrait 1988 StickerFunny Freddy Krueger Chucky$4.99
Oct 19
Slay Queens T-ShirtFunny Freddy Krueger Chucky$25.99
Oct 19
Slay Queens StickerFunny Freddy Krueger Chucky$4.99
Oct 19
Slay Queens HoodieFunny Freddy Krueger Chucky$59.99
Oct 19
Toxic Relationship Goals T-ShirtFunny Bride of Chucky$25.99
Oct 19
Toxic Relationship Goals HoodieFunny Bride of Chucky$59.99
Oct 19
Toxic Relationship Goals StickerFunny Bride of Chucky$4.99
Oct 19
Besties With Body Counts T-ShirtFunny Horror Movie Characters$25.99
Oct 19
Besties With Body Counts HoodieFunny Horror Movie Characters$59.99
Oct 19
Besties With Body Counts StickerFunny Horror Movie Characters$4.99
Oct 19
Pastel Slasher Waxworks T-ShirtFunny Ghostface$25.99
Oct 19
Pastel Slasher Waxworks HoodieFunny Ghostface$59.99
Oct 19
Pastel Slasher Waxworks StickerFunny Ghostface$4.99
Oct 19
Daleraiser T-ShirtFunny Dale Earnhardt Hellraiser$25.99
Oct 19
Daleraiser StickerFunny Dale Earnhardt Hellraiser$4.99
Oct 19
Daleraiser HoodieFunny Dale Earnhardt Hellraiser$59.99
Oct 19
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
