The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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Last week
14 releases
Term Limits Are For Mortals Funny Political Meme Mug$17.99
Sep 1
Term Limits Are For Mortals Sticker - Funny Political E...$4.99
Sep 1
Transylvanian Lick 90s Bootleg Vampire Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
HOA Spite WeedFunny Anti-HOA Lawn Care T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
Extra Butter MolarsCreepy Movie Theater Graphic Tee$29.99
Aug 29
Pocket MolarsCreepy Tooth Dispenser T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
The Board Of DirectorsFunny Corporate Dystopia Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
Sawed-Off LiarCursed Retro Mascot Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
Tummy Ache Survivor ShirtFunny Meme Tee$29.99
Aug 29
The Commission Season 3 MuralCrowdsourced Art Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
Eating For Two TapewormFunny Novelty Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
We Buy Teeth ShirtFunny Retro Bandit Sign Tee$29.99
Aug 29
Lumbar KingFunny Back Pain & Sciatica Shirt$29.99
Aug 29
Snitches Get Sawdust T-ShirtFunny Woodworking Tee$29.99
Aug 29
August
36 releases
Passive Income Landlord HoodieFunny Real Estate Gag Gift$79.99
Aug 27
Passive Income Wall ArtFunny Landlord Decor$59.99
Aug 27
Passive Income PosterFunny Landlord Real Estate Art$39.99
Aug 27
Passive Income BlanketFunny Landlord Gift$79.99
Aug 27
Inner Beauty Tapeworm HoodieFunny Dark Humor Biology Gift$79.99
Aug 27
Inner Beauty Tapeworm Wall ArtFunny Biology Decor$59.99
Aug 27
Inner Beauty Tapeworm PosterFunny Parasite Wall Art$39.99
Aug 27
Inner Beauty Tapeworm BlanketFunny Biology Gift$79.99
Aug 27
Owner Approved DUI HoodieFunny Drinking Sweatshirt$79.99
Aug 27
Owner Approved DUI Wall ArtFunny Bad Decision Decor$59.99
Aug 27
Owner Approved DUI PosterFunny Drinking Wall Art$39.99
Aug 27
Owner Approved DUIFunny Novelty Blanket$79.99
Aug 27
Snitches Get Sawdust Funny Woodworker Hoodie$79.99
Aug 27
Snitches Get SawdustFunny Workshop Wall Art$59.99
Aug 27
Snitches Get Sawdust PosterFunny OSHA Workplace Art$39.99
Aug 27
Snitches Get Sawdust BlanketFunny Woodworker OSHA Gift$79.99
Aug 27
Transylvanian LickFunny Vampire Retro Hoodie$79.99
Aug 27
Transylvanian LickFunny Retro Dracula Wall Art$59.99
Aug 27
Transylvanian LickFunny Dracula Retro Poster$39.99
Aug 27
Transylvanian Lick Vampire BlanketFunny Dracula Throw$79.99
Aug 27
HOA Spite WeedFunny Lawn Care Hoodie$79.99
Aug 27
HOA Spite Weed MugFunny Anti-HOA Lawn Care Gift$17.99
Aug 27
HOA Spite WeedFunny Lawn Care Sticker$4.99
Aug 27
Extra Butter MolarsWeird Popcorn Teeth Wall Art$59.99
Aug 24
Extra Butter MolarsFunny Popcorn Teeth Blanket$79.99
Aug 24
Extra Butter MolarsCursed Teeth Popcorn Hoodie$79.99
Aug 24
Extra Butter Molars Weird Dental Art Poster$39.99
Aug 24
Pocket MolarsCreepy Tooth Dispenser Hoodie$79.99
Aug 24
Pocket Molars Cursed Candy Dispenser Wall Decor$59.99
Aug 24
Pocket Molars PosterCursed Dental Candy Wall Art$39.99
Aug 24
Pocket Molars Creepy Tooth Dispenser Blanket$79.99
Aug 24
Number One Luxury Reptile Crime HatFunny Retro Gator Cap$42.99
Aug 27
Number One Luxury Reptile Crime - Parody Alligator Hat$42.99
Aug 24
The Board Of DirectorsRetro Sci-Fi Alien Hoodie$79.99
Aug 24
The Board Of Directors Wall ArtSci-Fi Corporate Satire$59.99
Aug 24
The Board Of DirectorsFunny Corporate Alien Sticker$4.99
Aug 24
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
