The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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Today
nothing yetThe Machine hasn’t released anything today. It is still working. It is always still working.
This week
2 releases
October
48 releases
Haddonfield Pro Skater StickerFunny Michael Myers$4.99
Oct 23
Haddonfield Pro Skater HoodieFunny Michael Myers$59.99
Oct 23
Haddonfield Pro Skater T-ShirtFunny Michael Myers$24.99
Oct 23
Typa Shit I Been On StickerFunny Pony Dirt Bike$4.99
Oct 24
Typa Shit I Been On HoodieFunny Pony Dirt Bike$59.99
Oct 24
Typa Shit I Been On T-ShirtFunny Pony Dirt Bike$24.99
Oct 24
Xanax Take Me Away StickerFunny 90S Nostalgia$4.99
Oct 24
Xanax Take Me Away HoodieFunny 90S Nostalgia$59.99
Oct 24
Xanax Take Me Away T-ShirtFunny 90S Nostalgia$24.99
Oct 24
How To Slap Someone Through The Internet StickerFunny Kermit$4.99
Oct 24
How To Slap Someone Through The Internet HoodieKermit the Frog Meme$59.99
Oct 24
How To Slap Someone Through The Internet T-ShirtFunny Kermit$25.99
Oct 24
JFC Original Recipe StickerFunny JFC Jesus KFC Parody$4.99
Oct 24
JFC Original Recipe HoodieFunny JFC Jesus KFC Parody$59.99
Oct 24
JFC Original Recipe T-ShirtFunny JFC Jesus KFC Parody$25.99
Oct 24
Blockbuster BO And Weird Carpet CandleFunny Blockbuster Video$35.99
Oct 22
Involuntary Pacifist StickerFunny Helpless Fish$4.99
Oct 22
Involuntary Pacifist HoodieFunny Helpless Fish$59.99
Oct 22
Involuntary Pacifist T-ShirtFunny Helpless Fish$25.99
Oct 22
Wellness Pivot T-ShirtFunny Ghostface Art the Clown$25.99
Oct 19
Slasher Cottagecore T-ShirtFunny Ghostface and Art the Clown$25.99
Oct 19
Healing Era T-ShirtFunny Teletubbies Ghostface Scream$25.99
Oct 19
Healing Era StickerFunny Teletubbies Ghostface Scream$4.99
Oct 19
Healing Era HoodieFunny Teletubbies Ghostface Scream$59.99
Oct 19
Billionaire Boogeyman T-ShirtFunny Elon Musk Michael Myers$25.99
Oct 19
Billionaire Boogeyman StickerFunny Elon Musk Michael Myers$4.99
Oct 19
Billionaire Boogeyman HoodieFunny Elon Musk Michael Myers$59.99
Oct 19
Slasher Photobooth T-ShirtFunny Horror Movie Villains$25.99
Oct 19
Slasher Photobooth HoodieFunny Horror Movie Villains$59.99
Oct 19
Slasher Photobooth StickerFunny Horror Movie Villains$4.99
Oct 19
Slasher Smoke Break StickerFunny Ghostface Jason Spirit Halloween$4.99
Oct 19
Elmo Has The Knife T-ShirtFunny Elmo Ghostface Sesame Street Scream$25.99
Oct 19
Elmo Has The Knife HoodieFunny Elmo Ghostface Sesame Street Scream$59.99
Oct 19
Elmo Has The Knife StickerFunny Elmo Ghostface Sesame Street Scream$4.99
Oct 19
Slasher Smoke Break T-ShirtFunny Ghostface Jason Spirit Halloween$25.99
Oct 19
Slasher Tubby Time T-ShirtFunny Teletubbies Ghostface Smoking Weed$25.99
Oct 19
Slasher Tubby Time HoodieFunny Teletubbies Ghostface Smoking Weed$59.99
Oct 19
Slasher Tubby Time StickerFunny Teletubbies Ghostface Smoking Weed$4.99
Oct 19
Wellness Pivot HoodieFunny Ghostface Art the Clown$59.99
Oct 19
Wellness Pivot StickerFunny Ghostface Art the Clown$4.99
Oct 19
Slasher Cottagecore HoodieFunny Ghostface and Art the Clown$59.99
Oct 19
Slasher Cottagecore StickerFunny Ghostface and Art the Clown$4.99
Oct 19
Slasher Smoke Break HoodieFunny Ghostface Jason Spirit Halloween$59.99
Oct 19
Apex Coquette T-ShirtFunny Xenomorph Alien Cute Pink Kittens$25.99
Oct 19
Apex Coquette HoodieFunny Xenomorph Alien Cute Pink Kittens$59.99
Oct 19
Apex Coquette StickerFunny Xenomorph Alien Cute Pink Kittens$4.99
Oct 19
Good Guys Ice Cream Social T-ShirtHorror Movie Villains Ice Cream$25.99
Oct 19
Good Guys Ice Cream Social StickerHorror Movie Villains Ice Cream$4.99
Oct 19
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
