The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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This week
1 release
August
24 releases
Unintelligible For My Own Safety HatFunny Frog Cap$37.99
Aug 19
Unintelligible For My Own SafetyFunny Surreal Frog Sticker$4.99
Aug 19
Unintelligible For My Own SafetyFunny Frog Mug$21.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru T-ShirtFunny White Castle Parody$25.99
Aug 5
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru HoodieFunny White Castle Parody$44.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru PosterFunny White Castle Parody$34.99
Aug 27
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru HatFunny White Castle Parody$37.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru StickerFunny White Castle Parody$4.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru MugFunny White Castle Parody$21.99
Aug 19
The 25-Year Glitch T-ShirtFunny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme$25.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch HoodieFunny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme$44.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch PosterFunny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme$34.99
Aug 19
The 25-Year Glitch HatFunny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme$37.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch StickerFunny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme$4.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch MugFunny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme$21.99
Aug 5
Can I She/Them T-ShirtFunny Pronoun Meme Tee$25.99
Aug 5
Can I She/Them HoodieFunny Pronoun Meme$44.99
Aug 19
Can I She/Them StickerFunny Queer Meme Joke$4.99
Aug 19
Can I She/Them HatFunny Pronoun Joke Cap$37.99
Aug 19
Can I She/ThemFunny Pronoun Meme Mug$21.99
Aug 19
My First Necromancy ShirtFunny Toddler Toy Ouija Board$25.99
Aug 4
My First Necromancy HoodieFunny Toddler Toy Ouija Board$44.99
Aug 4
My First Necromancy StickerFunny Toddler Toy Ouija Board$4.99
Aug 4
My First Necromancy MugFunny Toddler Toy Ouija Board$21.99
Aug 4
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
