The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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This week
6 releases
We Buy Teeth PosterFunny Cash for Loose Teeth$34.99
Nov 11
The Streets Are Listening PosterFunny 90s Rap Mouse$34.99
Nov 11
Stop Believing In Horses PosterFunny Horse Denier Conspiracy$34.99
Nov 11
Critical Bravery PosterFunny Tabletop RPG Gamer Wall Art$34.99
Nov 10
Four Honest Inches PosterFunny Worm Ruler Size Joke$34.99
Nov 10
Unintelligible For My Own Safety PosterPsychedelic Frog Weird Stuff$34.99
Nov 10
August
44 releases
Lift Here DoormatFunny Monster Under the Mat$69.99
Aug 16
Wipe Your Feet DoormatCreepy Funny Housewarming Gift$69.99
Aug 16
We Buy Teeth HoodieFunny Cash for Loose Teeth$59.99
Aug 16
The Streets Are Listening T-ShirtFunny 90s Rap Mouse$25.99
Aug 12
The Streets Are Listening HoodieFunny 90s Rap Mouse$44.99
Aug 12
The Commission Season 2 Mural T-ShirtCrowdsourced Pixel Art Mural$25.99
Aug 11
The Commission Season 1 T-ShirtFunny Crowdsourced Pixel Art Mural$25.99
Aug 11
Mii Need A Cigarette T-ShirtFunny Nintendo Mii Parody$25.99
Aug 8
Mii Need A Cigarette HoodieFunny Nintendo Mii Parody$44.99
Aug 9
Mii Need A Cigarette PosterFunny Nintendo Mii Parody$34.99
Aug 9
Mii Need A Cigarette StickerFunny Nintendo Mii Parody$4.99
Aug 9
Mii Need A Cigarette MugFunny Nintendo Mii Parody$21.99
Aug 9
Stop Believing In Horses T-ShirtFunny Horse Denier Conspiracy$25.99
Aug 8
Stop Believing In Horses HoodieFunny Horse Denier Conspiracy$44.99
Aug 8
Stop Believing In Horses StickerFunny Horse Denier Conspiracy$4.99
Aug 8
Stop Believing In Horses MugFunny Horse Denier Conspiracy$21.99
Aug 8
The True North FaceFunny Kim Jong Un Parody T-Shirt$25.99
Aug 8
The True North Face HoodieKim Jong Un Parody$44.99
Aug 8
The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Art$34.99
Aug 8
The True North FaceFunny Kim Jong Un Parody Sticker$4.99
Aug 8
The True North Face MugFunny Kim Jong Un Coffee Cup$21.99
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal Cord T-ShirtSteamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody$25.99
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal Cord HoodieSteamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody$44.99
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal Cord StickerSteamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody$4.99
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal Cord PosterSteamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody$34.99
Aug 8
Anything Is A Toy Morningstar RPG Shirt - Funny Gamer Tee$25.99
Aug 27
Critical BraveryFunny Tabletop RPG Hoodie$44.99
Aug 27
Critical Bravery StickerFunny Tabletop RPG Joke$4.99
Aug 27
Critical BraveryFunny Tabletop RPG Joke Mug$21.99
Aug 27
Four Honest Inches ShirtFunny Worm Ruler Size Joke$25.99
Aug 27
Four Honest Inches HoodieFunny Worm Ruler Size Joke$44.99
Aug 27
Four Honest Inches StickerFunny Worm Ruler Size Joke$4.99
Aug 27
Four Honest Inches MugFunny Worm Ruler Size Joke$21.99
Aug 27
Lil Squirter Whale T-ShirtFunny Spouting Whale Pun$25.99
Aug 5
Terminal Evolution ShirtFunny Carcinization Crab Evolution$25.99
Aug 7
Lil Squirter Whale HoodieFunny Spouting Whale Pun$44.99
Aug 5
Terminal Evolution HoodieFunny Carcinization Crab Evolution$44.99
Aug 7
Lil Squirter Whale PosterFunny Spouting Whale Pun$34.99
Aug 27
Lil Squirter Whale HatFunny Spouting Whale Pun$37.99
Aug 5
Lil Squirter Whale StickerFunny Spouting Whale Pun$4.99
Aug 5
Lil Squirter Whale MugFunny Spouting Whale Pun$21.99
Aug 5
Terminal Evolution MugFunny Carcinization Crab Evolution$21.99
Aug 7
Unintelligible For My Own Safety TeeFunny Airbrush Frog Shirt$25.99
Aug 5
Unintelligible For My Own Safety HoodiePsychedelic Frog Weird Stuff$44.99
Aug 19
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
