The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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August
50 releases
The Board Of DirectorsFunny Anti-Corporate Joke Candle$29.99
Aug 24
The Board Of DirectorsFunny Anti-Corporate Alien Mug$17.99
Aug 24
The Board Of DirectorsCorporate Alien Parody Poster$39.99
Aug 24
Sawed-Off LiarCursed Retro Cartoon Poster$39.99
Aug 24
Sawed-Off LiarCursed Wooden Boy Hoodie$79.99
Aug 24
Sawed-Off LiarCursed Retro Wall Art$59.99
Aug 24
Sawed-Off LiarFunny Retro Mascot Blanket$79.99
Aug 24
Tummy Ache Survivor HoodieFunny Meme Gift$79.99
Aug 27
Tummy Ache SurvivorFunny Meme Canvas Wall Art$59.99
Aug 22
Tummy Ache Survivor Funny Meme Poster$39.99
Aug 22
Tummy Ache Survivor CandleFunny Meme Gift$29.99
Aug 22
Tummy Ache Survivor MugFunny IBS Meme Coffee Cup$17.99
Aug 27
Tummy Ache Survivor StickerFunny Stomach Ache Meme$4.99
Aug 27
The Commission Season 3 Mural StickerCrowdsourced Internet Art$4.99
Aug 18
The Commission Season 3 MuralCrowdsourced Internet Art Mug$17.99
Aug 18
You Made It DoormatFunny Introvert Welcome Mat$51.99
Aug 16
Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat$51.99
Aug 16
Lift HereFunny Ominous Doormat$51.99
Aug 16
Wipe Your Feet DoormatCreepy Funny Housewarming Gift$51.99
Aug 16
Mostly Defended Garden FlagFunny Home Security Sign$39.99
Aug 16
Lawn Under ReviewFunny HOA Garden Flag$39.99
Aug 16
The Commuter Funny Garden FlagWeird Yard Art$39.99
Aug 16
Cone of Concern - Funny Warning Garden Flag$39.99
Aug 16
Eating For Two TapewormFunny Novelty Hoodie$79.99
Aug 16
Eating For Two Tapeworm Funny Fake Pregnancy Poster$39.99
Aug 16
Court-Ordered HomebodyFunny Introvert Shirt$29.99
Aug 16
Court-Ordered HomebodyHouse Arrest Hoodie$54.99
Aug 16
Court-Ordered Homebody StickerFunny House Arrest Decal$4.99
Aug 16
Hold Your Horses Medusa PuzzleFunny Mythology Gift$59.99
Aug 16
We Buy Teeth HoodieWeird Retro Graphic Sweatshirt$79.99
Aug 16
We Buy Teeth Funny Bandit Sign Poster$39.99
Aug 16
Lumbar KingFunny Back Pain Parody Hoodie$79.99
Aug 16
Lumbar King StickerFunny Back Pain Decal$4.99
Aug 16
Lumbar King MugFunny Retro Back Pain Coffee Cup$17.99
Aug 16
Silent Reading Flesh WedgeFunny Surreal Jigsaw Puzzle$59.99
Aug 15
Silent Reading Flesh Wedge T-ShirtCursed Nostalgia Tee$29.99
Aug 15
The Long Way Corn ShirtFunny Eating Corn Vertically Tee$29.99
Aug 15
Silent Reading Flesh WedgeWeird Teacher Sticker$4.99
Aug 15
Silent Reading Flesh Wedge PosterCreepy Classroom Decor$39.99
Aug 15
Silent Reading Flesh WedgeFunny Retro Teacher Mug$17.99
Aug 15
The Long WayFunny Corn On The Cob Hoodie$35.96
Aug 15
The Long WayFunny Corn On The Cob Poster$39.99
Aug 15
The Long Way Corn StickerFunny BBQ Meme Gag Gift$4.99
Aug 15
Eating Corn The Long Way Meme Mug - Funny BBQ Gag Gift$17.99
Aug 15
My Bad Funny Mylar Balloon Apology Shirt$29.99
Aug 14
My Bad Balloon HoodieFunny Apology Sweatshirt$35.96
Aug 14
My Bad PosterFunny Corporate Apology Wall Art$39.99
Aug 14
My Bad Sarcastic Apology StickerFunny Meme Decal$4.99
Aug 14
Hold Your HorsesFunny Medusa Horse Hair T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 13
Bite The Bullet Bubblegum T-Shirt - Dark Humor Retro Tee$29.99
Aug 13
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
