The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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This week
11 releases
I Got A Praise Kink HoodieFunny Praise Kink Lowkey Suck$59.99
Nov 8
I Got A Praise Kink StickerFunny Praise Kink Lowkey Suck$4.99
Nov 8
First Edition Empire StickerFunny Trading Card Collector$4.99
Nov 7
First Edition Empire HoodieFunny Trading Card Collector$59.99
Nov 7
First Edition Empire T-ShirtFunny Trading Card Collector$25.99
Nov 7
Laser Focus On Shit That Doesn't Matter T-ShirtDeep Fried Meme$25.99
Nov 6
Laser Focus On Shit That Doesn't Matter StickerDeep Fried Meme$4.99
Nov 6
Laser Focus On Shit That Doesn't Matter HoodieFunny Deep Fried Meme$59.99
Nov 6
On My Knees For The Goon T-ShirtFunny Crab Rangoon$25.99
Nov 6
On My Knees For The Goon HoodieFunny Crab Rangoon$59.99
Nov 6
On My Knees For The Goon StickerFunny Crab Rangoon$4.99
Nov 6
Last week
21 releases
Discussion Post Gangsta T-ShirtFunny Gangsta Spongebob$25.99
Nov 2
Discussion Post Gangsta HoodieFunny Gangsta Spongebob$59.99
Nov 2
Discussion Post Gangsta StickerFunny Gangsta Spongebob$4.99
Nov 2
Mount Touchmore T-ShirtFunny Bootleg Rap$25.99
Nov 5
Mount Touchmore StickerFunny Bootleg Rap$4.99
Nov 5
Mount Touchmore HoodieFunny Bootleg Rap$59.99
Nov 5
No Moral Obligation T-ShirtFunny Skeleton$25.99
Nov 1
No Moral Obligation HoodieFunny Skeleton$59.99
Nov 1
No Moral Obligation StickerFunny Skeleton$4.99
Nov 1
Lincoln 1-Star Review T-ShirtFunny Abraham Lincoln Ford's Theatre$25.99
Nov 3
Lincoln 1-Star Review HoodieFunny Abraham Lincoln Ford's Theatre$59.99
Nov 3
Lincoln 1-Star Review StickerFunny Abraham Lincoln Ford's Theatre$4.99
Nov 3
Instead Of This Giant Cock T-ShirtFunny Rooster Joke$25.99
Nov 5
Instead Of This Giant Cock StickerFunny Rooster Joke$4.99
Nov 5
Instead Of This Giant Cock HoodieFunny Rooster Joke$59.99
Nov 5
Therapy Isn't Enough T-ShirtFunny Garfield$25.99
Nov 4
Therapy Isn't Enough HoodieFunny Garfield$59.99
Nov 4
Therapy Isn't Enough StickerFunny Garfield$4.99
Nov 4
Yeah I'm Into K-POP T-ShirtFunny Korn Band K-pop Joke$25.99
Nov 4
Yeah I'm Into K-POP HoodieFunny Korn Band K-pop Joke$59.99
Nov 4
Yeah I'm Into K-POP StickerFunny Korn Band K-pop Joke$4.99
Nov 4
October
18 releases
Quick Question T-ShirtFunny Sarcasm$25.99
Oct 21
Quick Question HoodieFunny Sarcasm$59.99
Oct 21
Quick Question StickerFunny Sarcasm$4.99
Oct 21
raised by literal dinosaurs T-ShirtDinosaurs TV Show Boomer Humor$25.99
Oct 20
raised by literal dinosaurs HoodieDinosaurs TV Show Boomer Humor$59.99
Oct 20
raised by literal dinosaurs StickerDinosaurs TV Show Boomer Humor$4.99
Oct 20
Stay Positive Magic T-ShirtFunny Magic Johnson$25.99
Oct 21
Stay Positive Magic HoodieFunny Magic Johnson$59.99
Oct 21
Stay Positive Magic StickerFunny Magic Johnson$4.99
Oct 21
Woodsboro Pro Skater T-ShirtFunny Ghostface Scream$25.99
Oct 19
Woodsboro Pro Skater HoodieFunny Ghostface Scream$59.99
Oct 19
Woodsboro Pro Skater StickerFunny Ghostface Scream$4.99
Oct 19
It's Giving Thanks T-ShirtFunny Thanksgiving Turkey$25.99
Oct 19
It's Giving Thanks HoodieFunny Thanksgiving Turkey$59.99
Oct 19
It's Giving Thanks StickerFunny Thanksgiving Turkey$4.99
Oct 19
Texas Shredder T-ShirtFunny Leatherface$25.99
Oct 19
Texas Shredder HoodieLeatherface Texas Chainsaw Massacre Skateboard$59.99
Oct 19
Texas Shredder StickerFunny Leatherface$4.99
Oct 19
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
