The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
Next shift starts in
7:00 AM
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The Machine clocks in every morning. It has never missed a shift.
Today
2 releasesNEWReleased at 7:00 AM, like every morning. He does not sleep and considers this a personality trait.
This week
26 releases
Monster Truck Derby Souvenir StickerRetro Stadium Joke$4.99
Nov 9
Monster Truck Derby Souvenir HoodieRetro Stadium Joke$59.99
Nov 9
Monster Truck Derby Souvenir T-ShirtRetro Stadium Joke$25.99
Nov 9
Stone Cold Steve Irwin T-ShirtFunny Steve Irwin Wrestling Parody$25.99
Nov 9
Stone Cold Steve Irwin HoodieFunny Steve Irwin Wrestling Parody$59.99
Nov 9
Stone Cold Steve Irwin StickerFunny Steve Irwin Wrestling Parody$4.99
Nov 9
Personal Conspiracy Theories T-ShirtFunny Anxiety$25.99
Nov 10
Personal Conspiracy Theories HoodieFunny Anxiety$59.99
Nov 10
Personal Conspiracy Theories StickerFunny Anxiety$4.99
Nov 10
Human Kindling T-ShirtFunny Dont Set Yourself on Fire Quote$25.99
Nov 9
Human Kindling HoodieFunny Dont Set Yourself on Fire Quote$59.99
Nov 9
Human Kindling StickerFunny Dont Set Yourself on Fire Quote$4.99
Nov 9
Idiot In Motion HoodieFunny Garfield$59.99
Nov 9
Idiot In Motion T-ShirtFunny Garfield$25.99
Nov 9
CIA Cum Chair HoodieFunny Cia Torture$59.99
Nov 9
CIA Cum Chair T-ShirtFunny Cia Torture$25.99
Nov 9
Idiot In Motion StickerFunny Garfield$4.99
Nov 9
CIA Cum Chair StickerFunny Cia Torture$4.99
Nov 9
Mind If A White Boy Get A Little Potion HoodieFunny Potion Seller$59.99
Nov 6
Mind If A White Boy Get A Little Potion T-ShirtFunny Potion Seller$25.99
Nov 6
Surveillance State Cam Girls HoodieFunny Privacy$59.99
Nov 6
Surveillance State Cam Girls T-ShirtFunny Privacy$25.99
Nov 6
Where Did I Lose Myself HoodieRed Draped Figure Existential Art$59.99
Nov 6
Where Did I Lose Myself T-ShirtRed Draped Figure Existential Art$25.99
Nov 6
Gabagool & Glitter HoodieFunny Tony Soprano$59.99
Nov 6
Gabagool & Glitter T-ShirtFunny Tony Soprano$25.99
Nov 6
Last week
1 release
October
21 releases
Shreddy Krueger T-ShirtFunny Freddy Krueger$25.99
Oct 19
Shreddy Krueger HoodieFunny Freddy Krueger$59.99
Oct 19
Shreddy Krueger StickerFunny Freddy Krueger$4.99
Oct 19
The Leviathan Of The Regional Distribution Center StickerAnime$4.99
Oct 28
Hard Reset T-ShirtFunny Pepe the Frog Shotgun$25.99
Oct 17
Hard Reset HoodieFunny Pepe the Frog Shotgun$59.99
Oct 17
Hard Reset StickerFunny Pepe the Frog Shotgun$4.99
Oct 17
Merchant Of The Infinite Loop T-ShirtFunny Nvidia Jensen Huang$25.99
Oct 17
Merchant Of The Infinite Loop HoodieFunny Nvidia Jensen Huang$59.99
Oct 17
Merchant Of The Infinite Loop StickerFunny Nvidia Jensen Huang$4.99
Oct 17
The Fathers of Grunge Sticker90s Sitcom Mashup$4.99
Oct 16
The Fathers of Grunge Hoodie90s Sitcom Mashup$59.99
Oct 16
Tabletop Position StickerDeadpan Pop Music Joke$4.99
Oct 16
Tabletop Position HoodieDeadpan Pop Music Joke$59.99
Oct 16
Rap Meets the Mob StickerMusic and Mob TV Mashup$4.99
Oct 16
Rap Meets the Mob HoodieMusic and Mob TV Mashup$59.99
Oct 16
The Fathers of Grunge T-Shirt90s Sitcom Mashup$25.99
Oct 16
Tabletop Position T-ShirtDeadpan Pop Music Joke$25.99
Oct 16
Rap Meets the Mob T-ShirtMusic and Mob TV Mashup$25.99
Oct 16
Jesus See You SoonFunny Birthday Card$9.99
Oct 16
Honey, We Need to TalkCool Mech Suit Greeting Card$9.99
Oct 16
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
