The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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August
50 releases
Hold Your HorsesFunny Medusa Horse Hair T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 13
Bite The Bullet Bubblegum T-Shirt - Dark Humor Retro Tee$29.99
Aug 13
Bite The Bullet Bubblegum Funny Retro Hoodie$35.96
Aug 13
Hold Your Horses Funny Medusa Sticker$4.99
Aug 13
Hold Your HorsesFunny Medusa Horse Poster$39.99
Aug 13
Bite The Bullet Bubblegum Funny Retro Sticker$4.99
Aug 13
Bestiary of 3 AM DegeneracyFunny Gargoyle Woodcut Shirt$29.99
Aug 13
Bestiary of 3 AM DegeneracyFunny Gargoyle Hoodie$35.96
Aug 13
Bestiary of 3 AM DegeneracyFunny Medieval Art Poster$39.99
Aug 13
The Streets Are ListeningRetro Ear Mouse Shirt$29.99
Aug 12
The Streets Are Listening90s Retro Ear Mouse Hoodie$35.96
Aug 12
The Streets Are Listening - Vacanti Ear Mouse Retro Poster$39.99
Aug 12
The Commission Season 2 MuralCrowdsourced Art T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 11
The Commission Season 1Unsupervised Crowdsourced Art T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 11
Excruciating Flank PainFunny Kidney Stone Shirt$29.99
Aug 9
Excruciating Flank PainFunny Kidney Stone Hoodie$35.96
Aug 9
Excruciating Flank PainFunny Kidney Stone Poster$39.99
Aug 9
Excruciating Flank Pain StickerFunny Kidney Stone Gift$4.99
Aug 9
Excruciating Flank PainFunny Kidney Stone Mug$17.99
Aug 9
Mii Need A CigaretteFunny Retro Gamer Shirt$29.99
Aug 8
Mii Need A Cigarette Funny Retro Gamer Hoodie$35.96
Aug 9
Mii Need A CigaretteFunny Retro Gamer Poster$39.99
Aug 9
Mii Need A CigaretteFunny Retro Gamer Sticker$4.99
Aug 9
Mii Need A Cigarette MugFunny Retro Gamer Gift$17.99
Aug 9
Gold Medal WoodchipperRetro Pencil Sharpener T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 8
Gold Medal WoodchipperRetro Pencil Sharpener Hoodie$35.96
Aug 9
Gold Medal Woodchipper MugFunny Retro Pencil Sharpener$17.99
Aug 9
Gold Medal WoodchipperFunny Pencil Sharpener Sticker$4.99
Aug 9
Live Fast Est Never T-ShirtFunny Nihilist Skull Tee$29.99
Aug 9
Live Fast Est NeverFunny Existential Skull Hoodie$35.96
Aug 9
Live Fast Est Never Funny Sarcastic Poster$39.99
Aug 9
Live Fast Est NeverFunny Nihilist Skull Sticker$4.99
Aug 9
Live Fast Est NeverFunny Nihilist Skull Mug$17.99
Aug 9
Stop Believing In Horses T-Shirt Fake Conspiracy Meme$29.99
Aug 8
Stop Believing In Horses HoodieFunny Conspiracy Gift$35.96
Aug 8
Stop Believing In HorsesFunny Conspiracy Theory Poster$39.99
Aug 8
Stop Believing In HorsesFunny Conspiracy Theory Sticker$4.99
Aug 8
Stop Believing In Horses MugFunny Conspiracy Theory Gift$17.99
Aug 8
The True North FaceFunny Kim Jong Un Parody T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 8
The True North Face HoodieKim Jong Un Parody$35.96
Aug 8
The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Art$39.99
Aug 8
The True North FaceFunny Kim Jong Un Parody Sticker$4.99
Aug 8
The True North Face MugFunny Kim Jong Un Coffee Cup$17.99
Aug 8
You Sure About That Meme T-Shirt90s Retro Style$29.99
Aug 8
You Sure About That90s Retro Meme Hoodie$35.96
Aug 8
You Sure About That Meme Poster90s Retro Comedy Art$39.99
Aug 8
You Sure About That Meme StickerFunny Retro Decal$4.99
Aug 8
You Sure About That Coffee MugFunny Retro Meme Cup$17.99
Aug 8
Super Science Go To SunFunny Retro Astronaut Shirt$29.99
Aug 8
Super Science Go To SunFunny Retro Poster$39.99
Aug 8
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
