The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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August
50 releases
Super Science Go To Sun StickerRetro Astronaut Decal$4.99
Aug 8
Super Science Go To SunFunny Retro Astronaut Mug$17.99
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal Cord T-ShirtWeird Exposed Nerve Parody Tee$29.99
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal CordFunny Macabre Parody Hoodie$35.96
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal CordCreepy Rubber Hose Mascot Sticker$4.99
Aug 8
Steamboat Spinal CordCreepy Retro Cartoon Poster$39.99
Aug 8
Unpaid Domestic DecathlonFunny Housework T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 8
Unpaid Domestic DecathlonFunny Housework Hoodie$35.96
Aug 8
Unpaid Domestic Decathlon PosterFunny Chore Art Print$39.99
Aug 27
Unpaid Domestic Decathlon StickerFunny Chore Decal$4.99
Aug 8
Unpaid Domestic DecathlonFunny Chore Coffee Mug$17.99
Aug 8
Anything Is A Toy Morningstar RPG Shirt - Funny Gamer Tee$29.99
Aug 27
Critical BraveryFunny Tabletop RPG Hoodie$54.99
Aug 27
Critical Bravery PosterFunny Tabletop RPG Gamer Wall Art$39.99
Aug 27
Critical Bravery StickerFunny Tabletop RPG Joke$4.99
Aug 27
Critical BraveryFunny Tabletop RPG Joke Mug$17.99
Aug 27
Four Honest InchesFunny Retro Worm Ruler Shirt$29.99
Aug 27
Four Honest InchesFunny Gag Gift Hoodie$54.99
Aug 27
Four Honest InchesFunny Worm Poster$39.99
Aug 27
Four Honest Inches StickerFunny Vintage Worm Gag Gift$4.99
Aug 27
Four Honest Inches MugFunny Vintage Worm Gag Gift$17.99
Aug 27
Daddy's Lil Squirter T-ShirtFunny Cheeky Whale Tee$29.99
Aug 5
Terminal Evolution Carcinization ShirtFunny Crab T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 7
Basic Baphomet ShirtFunny Goth Tumbler Graphic Tee$29.99
Aug 7
Daddy's Lil SquirterCheeky Whale Hoodie$35.96
Aug 5
Terminal Evolution Carcinization Crab Hoodie$35.96
Aug 7
Basic Baphomet Hoodie - Funny Occult Goth Sweatshirt$35.96
Aug 7
Daddy's Lil Squirter Funny Whale Poster - Cursed Wa...$39.99
Aug 27
Daddy's Lil Squirter HatFunny Whale Pun Cap$34.99
Aug 5
Daddy's Lil Squirter - Funny Cheeky Whale Sticker$4.99
Aug 5
Daddy's Lil SquirterFunny Cheeky Whale Mug$17.99
Aug 5
Basic Baphomet StickerFunny Goth Emotional Support Cup Decal$4.99
Aug 7
Terminal Evolution Crab MugFunny Carcinization Cup$17.99
Aug 7
Cash 4 Ugly SoulsFunny Grim Reaper Graphic Tee$29.99
Aug 7
Cash 4 Ugly Souls HoodieFunny Dark Humor Sweatshirt$35.96
Aug 7
Cash 4 Ugly Souls StickerFunny Grim Reaper Decal$4.99
Aug 7
Unintelligible For My Own Safety TeeFunny Airbrush Frog Shirt$29.99
Aug 5
Unintelligible For My Own SafetySurreal Frog Hoodie$54.99
Aug 19
Unintelligible For My Own Safety - Surreal Frog Poster$39.99
Aug 27
Unintelligible For My Own Safety HatFunny Frog Cap$34.99
Aug 19
Unintelligible For My Own SafetyFunny Surreal Frog Sticker$4.99
Aug 19
Unintelligible For My Own SafetyFunny Frog Mug$17.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru ShirtY2K Chrome Graphic Tee$29.99
Aug 5
The Prince Albert Drive-ThruY2K Piercing Joke Hoodie$54.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Poster - Funny Y2K Piercin...$39.99
Aug 27
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hat - Funny Y2K Piercing$34.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Funny Y2K Sticker$4.99
Aug 19
The Prince Albert Drive-ThruFunny Y2K Piercing Mug$17.99
Aug 19
Apex Dino Nugget ShirtFunny Alpha Male Parody Tee$29.99
Aug 5
Mechanically Separated ApexDino Chicken Nugget Hoodie$35.96
Aug 5
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
