The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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This week
37 releases
Stable Is For Horses StickerStable Thats for Horses Skeleton Meme$4.99
Nov 8
Stable Is For Horses T-ShirtStable Thats for Horses Skeleton Meme$25.99
Nov 8
What The Ducky T-ShirtFunny Cursed Rubber Duck$25.99
Nov 8
What The Ducky StickerFunny Cursed Rubber Duck$4.99
Nov 8
Stable Is For Horses HoodieStable Thats for Horses Skeleton Meme$59.99
Nov 8
The Monster At The End Of This Bill T-ShirtFunny Healthcare$25.99
Nov 8
The Monster At The End Of This Bill HoodieFunny Healthcare$59.99
Nov 8
The Monster At The End Of This Bill StickerFunny Healthcare$4.99
Nov 8
What The Ducky HoodieFunny Cursed Rubber Duck$59.99
Nov 8
lord forgive me dr bob T-ShirtFunny Dr Bob Soda$25.99
Nov 8
lord forgive me dr bob HoodieFunny Dr Bob Soda$59.99
Nov 8
lord forgive me dr bob StickerFunny Dr Bob Soda$4.99
Nov 8
Deep Fried Finders Keepers T-ShirtFunny Squidward SpongeBob$25.99
Nov 8
Deep Fried Finders Keepers HoodieFunny Squidward SpongeBob$59.99
Nov 8
Deep Fried Finders Keepers StickerFunny Squidward SpongeBob$4.99
Nov 8
The Great Foo Dam T-ShirtFunny Foo Fighters Meme$25.99
Nov 7
The Great Foo Dam HoodieFunny Foo Fighters Meme$59.99
Nov 7
The Great Foo Dam StickerFunny Foo Fighters Meme$4.99
Nov 7
Stop The Car 99c Sloppy T-ShirtFunny White Castle$25.99
Nov 7
Stop The Car 99c Sloppy HoodieFunny White Castle$59.99
Nov 7
Stop The Car 99c Sloppy StickerFunny White Castle$4.99
Nov 7
Chet Weird Castle T-ShirtFunny Castle Mullet Man Gold Chains$25.99
Nov 7
Chet Weird Castle StickerFunny Castle Mullet Man Gold Chains$4.99
Nov 7
Chet Weird Castle HoodieFunny Castle Mullet Man Gold Chains$59.99
Nov 7
A Little Locomotion T-ShirtGod Forbid White Boy Locomotion Meme$25.99
Nov 7
A Little Locomotion HoodieGod Forbid White Boy Locomotion Meme$59.99
Nov 7
A Little Locomotion StickerGod Forbid White Boy Locomotion Meme$4.99
Nov 7
Got My Gabagooled T-ShirtSopranos Gabagool New Jersey Turnpike$25.99
Nov 7
Got My Gabagooled HoodieFunny Sopranos Gabagool New Jersey Turnpike$59.99
Nov 7
Got My Gabagooled StickerSopranos Gabagool New Jersey Turnpike$4.99
Nov 7
A Very Chinese Time T-ShirtFunny Fight Club Mao Zedong Meme$25.99
Nov 6
A Very Chinese Time HoodieFunny Fight Club Mao Zedong Meme$59.99
Nov 6
A Very Chinese Time StickerFunny Fight Club Mao Zedong Meme$4.99
Nov 6
Mind If A White Boy Get A Little Potion StickerFunny Potion Seller$4.99
Nov 6
Surveillance State Cam Girls StickerFunny Privacy$4.99
Nov 6
Where Did I Lose Myself StickerRed Draped Figure Existential Art$4.99
Nov 6
Gabagool & Glitter StickerFunny Tony Soprano$4.99
Nov 6
Last week
13 releases
The 1988 Courtside Anomaly T-ShirtMichael Jordan Slam Dunk Meme$25.99
Nov 5
Rigor Mortis HoodieFunny Office Cubicle Corporate Burnout$59.99
Nov 5
Rigor Mortis T-ShirtFunny Office Cubicle Corporate Burnout$25.99
Nov 5
90s Forever War Aesthetic HoodieFunny Military Deployment Meme$59.99
Nov 5
90s Forever War Aesthetic T-ShirtFunny Military Deployment Meme$25.99
Nov 5
The 1988 Courtside Anomaly StickerMichael Jordan Slam Dunk Meme$4.99
Nov 5
Rigor Mortis StickerFunny Office Cubicle Corporate Burnout$4.99
Nov 5
90s Forever War Aesthetic StickerFunny Military Deployment Meme$4.99
Nov 5
Factory Employee of the Month T-ShirtFunny Vulgar Award Parody$25.99
Nov 5
Factory Employee of the Month StickerFunny Vulgar Award Parody$4.99
Nov 5
Factory Employee of the Month HoodieFunny Vulgar Award Parody$59.99
Nov 5
Wrong Castle Cross-Fade StickerSpider-Man Game Boy Peach's Castle$4.99
Nov 5
Wrong Castle Cross-Fade HoodieSpider-Man Game Boy Peach's Castle$59.99
Nov 5
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
