The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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August
6 releases
Cellular Denial CrèmeFunny Skincare Parody Sticker$4.99
Aug 1
Cellular Denial Crème MugFunny Skincare Parody Cup$17.99
Aug 1
Premium Bone Vault SchematicsHoodie$35.96
Aug 1
Bone Vault Schematics Poster - Funny Macabre Decor$39.99
Aug 1
Bone Vault Schematics - Funny Gothic Reliquary Sticker$4.99
Aug 1
Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup$17.99
Aug 1
July
39 releases
Weekend Burnt OfferingFunny BBQ Dad Shirt$29.99
Jul 31
Weekend Burnt OfferingHoodie$35.96
Jul 31
Weekend Burnt OfferingFunny BBQ Dad Sticker$4.99
Jul 31
Weekend Burnt OfferingFunny BBQ Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 31
Weekend Burnt OfferingFunny BBQ Grilling Dad Mug$17.99
Jul 31
Fully Indoctrinated T-ShirtFunny Anti-Establishment Tee$29.99
Jul 31
Fully IndoctrinatedHoodie$35.96
Jul 31
Fully Indoctrinated StickerFunny Compliance Mascot Decal$4.99
Jul 31
Fully Indoctrinated Coffee MugFunny Office Humor Gift$17.99
Jul 31
Active Choking Hazard ShirtFunny Warning Label Graphic Tee$29.99
Jul 31
Active Choking HazardHoodie$35.96
Jul 31
Active Choking Hazard Funny Warning Label Sticker$4.99
Jul 31
Ready For Curbside PickupFunny Existential Burnout Shirt$29.99
Jul 29
Ready For Curbside PickupHoodie$35.96
Jul 29
Ready For Curbside PickupFunny Existential Skeleton Mug$17.99
Jul 29
Voluntary Paranoia ProcurementFunny Weed Paranoia T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 29
Voluntary Paranoia ProcurementHoodie$35.96
Jul 29
Voluntary Paranoia Procurement HatFunny Stoner Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 29
Voluntary Paranoia Procurement - Funny Weed Sticker$4.99
Jul 29
I Learned Your Job You May Rest Now - Funny AI T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 29
1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup$17.99
Jul 29
Real-Time Mortality TrackerFunny Smartwatch T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 28
Real-Time Mortality Tracker HatFunny Biohacker Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 28
Real-Time Mortality TrackerFunny Smartwatch Joke Sticker$4.99
Jul 28
Voluntary Capture Protocol Tee - Funny Doomscrolling &a...$29.99
Jul 26
Voluntary Capture ProtocolFunny Tech UX Sticker$4.99
Jul 27
User Hostile DesignFunny UX UI Developer T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 26
User Hostile Design HatFunny Tech & UX Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 27
User Hostile DesignFunny Anti-Social Tech Sticker$4.99
Jul 27
Tap To Continue ExistingFunny Healthcare Dystopia T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 26
Tap To Continue ExistingFunny American Healthcare Sticker$4.99
Jul 27
Canned Fight-Or-FlightFunny Possum Energy Drink T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 26
Canned Fight-Or-FlightFunny Possum Energy Drink Sticker$4.99
Jul 26
Canned Fight-Or-FlightFunny Possum Energy Drink Hat$34.99
Jul 26
Forever Home Coffin ShirtFunny Real Estate Joke Tee$29.99
Jul 26
Forever Home Coffin StickerFunny Real Estate Joke$4.99
Jul 27
I Completed Your Work ShirtFunny Passive Aggressive Office Tee$29.99
Jul 26
Barely Holding It Together ShirtFunny Burnout Graphic Tee$29.99
Jul 26
Previously Functional T-ShirtFunny Burnout Graphic Tee$29.99
Jul 26
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
