The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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October
50 releases
Support Local Crime Goose HoodieFunny Goose with Knife$59.99
Oct 28
Last In First To Leave ShirtCursed Anti-Work Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 28
Last In First To Leave Cursed Dino StickerFunny Coworker Gift$4.99
Oct 28
Last In First To Leave Cursed Dino Meme Hoodie$59.99
Oct 28
Regional Distribution Center Leviathan Funny Anime USPS...$25.99
Oct 28
Regional Distribution Center Leviathan Hoodie - Anime K...$59.99
Oct 28
The Juice '94 Motorsport ShirtOJ White Bronco Tee$25.99
Oct 27
The Juice '94 Motorsport HoodieOJ Simpson White Bronco$59.99
Oct 27
The Juice '94 Motorsport OJ Simpson White Bronco St...$4.99
Oct 27
Corn Maze Critical Fail StickerFunny Halloween DnD RPG$4.99
Oct 27
Let's Go To The Lobby And Fight God Sticker - Funny...$4.99
Oct 18
Check Their Candy StickerFunny Halloween Urban Legend$4.99
Oct 17
Seasonal Conqueror StickerPop-Up Halloween Store Reaper Meme$4.99
Oct 9
Dracula 33 AD StickerFunny Jesus Vampire Meme$4.99
Oct 9
Oops All Microplastics StickerFunny Dark Humor Cereal Parody$4.99
Oct 9
Flaming Heartburn StickerFunny Hot Wheels Parody$4.99
Oct 8
Shhh It's Sleeping StickerFunny Butter Heart Attack$4.99
Oct 8
Notice Of Active Dissociation StickerFunny Mental Health Gift$4.99
Oct 9
Corn Maze Critical Fail T-ShirtFunny Halloween DnD RPG$25.99
Oct 27
Corn Maze Critical Fail HoodieFunny Halloween DnD RPG$59.99
Oct 27
Robotripping HoodieFunny RoboCop Cough Syrup Trip Parody$59.99
Oct 8
Robotripping StickerRoboCop Cough Syrup Trip Parody$4.99
Oct 8
Mouthbreather Malibu Shirt - Funny Ugly Doll Parody Tee$25.99
Oct 27
Mouthbreather Malibu HoodieCreepy Plastic Doll Pullover$59.99
Oct 27
Mouthbreather Malibu StickerFunny Ugly Barbie Doll$4.99
Oct 27
Thongies Diaper Parody StickerCursed Parenting Gag Gift$4.99
Oct 24
Thongies Diaper Parody Hoodie - Cursed Parenting Gag Gift$59.99
Oct 24
Thongies Diaper Parody ShirtFunny Cursed Parenting Tee$25.99
Oct 24
Ryan Gosling Failure Thumbs Up Meme T-Shirt$25.99
Oct 27
Ryan Gosling Thumbs Up HoodieDemotivational Meme$59.99
Oct 27
Ryan Gosling Failure Thumbs Up StickerLiterally Me Meme$4.99
Oct 27
Deep Fried Kurt Cobain Quote T-ShirtNickelback Meme Owen Wilson$25.99
Oct 27
Deep Fried Kurt Cobain Quote Sticker - Nickelback Owen ...$4.99
Oct 27
Deep Fried Kurt Cobain Quote HoodieNickelback Owen Wilson Meme$59.99
Oct 27
I Put Laughter In Manslaughter TeeY2K True Crime Shirt$25.99
Oct 27
I Put The Laughter In Manslaughter Hoodie - Y2K True Crime$59.99
Oct 27
I Put Laughter In Manslaughter True Crime Sticker$4.99
Oct 27
Deepthroat Enthusiast T-Shirt90s Bootleg Balloon Animal Shirt$25.99
Oct 26
Deepthroat Enthusiast StickerFunny NSFW Balloon Animal Gag Gift$4.99
Oct 26
Deepthroat Enthusiast Balloon Animal Hoodie - 90s Bootleg$59.99
Oct 26
Stone Cold Stevie Wonder T-Shirt90s Wrestling Mashup Tee$25.99
Oct 26
Stone Cold Stevie Wonder HoodieFunny 90s Wrestling Mashup$59.99
Oct 26
Stone Cold Stevie Wonder StickerFunny 90s Wrestling Mashup$4.99
Oct 26
Theranos Racing Team Hoodie - 90s Bootleg Elizabeth Holmes$59.99
Oct 26
Theranos Racing Team Shirt90s Bootleg Elizabeth Holmes$25.99
Oct 26
Theranos Racing Team Sticker 90s Elizabeth Holmes Bootl...$4.99
Oct 26
Boomers In A 900k House HoodieFunny Housing Crisis Meme$59.99
Oct 26
Boomers In A 900k House ShirtFunny Housing Crisis Satire Tee$25.99
Oct 26
Boomers In A 900k House StickerFunny Housing Crisis Meme$4.99
Oct 26
Count On Me To Let You Down Hoodie - Funny Nostalgia Pa...$59.99
Oct 26
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
