The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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July
50 releases
Stand Your GroundcoverFunny HOA Lawn Care T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 24
Stand Your Groundcover StickerFunny HOA Lawn Care$4.99
Jul 24
Healthy InflationFunny Federal Reserve Economics T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 24
Inflation Contained HatFunny Money Printer Meme Cap$34.99
Jul 24
Inflation ContainedFunny Federal Reserve Meme Sticker$4.99
Jul 24
Healthy Inflation Sticker - Funny Federal Reserve Money...$4.99
Jul 24
Healthy Inflation HatFunny Federal Reserve Cap$34.99
Jul 24
Healthy Inflation Federal Reserve MugFunny Money Printer Cup$17.99
Jul 24
Student Intake Procedure - Funny Student Debt T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 24
Student Intake Procedure StickerFunny Student Debt Decal$4.99
Jul 24
Student Intake ProcedureFunny Student Debt Graduation Mug$17.99
Jul 24
Student Processing Unit Shirt - Funny Dystopian Back to...$29.99
Jul 24
Student Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian Schoo...$4.99
Jul 24
Student Processing Unit MugFunny Dystopian Teacher Gift$17.99
Jul 24
Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer ShirtFunny Federal Reserve Tee$29.99
Jul 24
Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer - Funny Federal Reserve ...$4.99
Jul 24
Chief Liquidity Officer HatFunny Jerome Powell Meme Cap$34.99
Jul 24
Spreading Democracy T-ShirtSatirical Retro Cartoon Tee$29.99
Jul 24
Spreading DemocracyFunny Political Satire Sticker$4.99
Jul 24
Standard Academic Protocol ShirtFunny Student Survival Tee$29.99
Jul 24
Standard Academic ProtocolFunny Student Safety Card Sticker$4.99
Jul 24
Standard Academic ProtocolFunny Student Survival Mug$17.99
Jul 24
Premium Unverified Claims TeeFunny Internet Meme Shirt$29.99
Jul 24
Premium Unverified ClaimsFunny Fake News Rat Sticker$4.99
Jul 24
Fully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existentia...$4.99
Jul 23
Fully Grown Adult HatFunny Existential Dread Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 23
Fully Grown Adult T-ShirtFunny Existential Millennial Tee$29.99
Jul 23
Depleted Thoughts & Prayers Strategic Reserve Sticker$4.99
Jul 21
Strategic Reserve: Thoughts & Prayers Depleted Mug$17.99
Jul 21
Thoughts & Prayers Depleted HatStrategic Reserve Cap$34.99
Jul 21
Thoughts & Prayers Depleted Strategic Reserve - Fun...$29.99
Jul 21
Inflation Contained ShirtFunny Federal Reserve Tee$29.99
Jul 21
Correct Seating Posture For Re-EducationFunny Dystopian Sticker$4.99
Jul 21
Correct Seating Posture Re-EducationFunny Office Mug$17.99
Jul 21
Correct Seating Posture For Re-Education Funny Dystopia...$29.99
Jul 21
Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation Fall CycleFunny Sticker$4.99
Jul 21
Re-Enrolled Mandatory OrientationFunny Dystopian Coffee Mug$17.99
Jul 21
Re-Enrolled Fall Cycle T-ShirtFunny Mandatory Orientation Tee$29.99
Jul 21
Continued Operations Prescription StickerFunny Corporate Decal$4.99
Jul 21
Continued Operations Prescription MugFunny Corporate Gift$17.99
Jul 21
Continued Operations Prescription ShirtFunny Dystopian Tee$29.99
Jul 21
Confidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro Decal$4.99
Jul 21
Confidence Rx Fake Prescription MugFunny Tech Bro Gift$17.99
Jul 21
Confidence (Rx) Prescription ShirtFunny Grindset Tee$29.99
Jul 21
Continuous Improvement DivisionFunny Corporate Sticker$4.99
Jul 21
Continuous Improvement Division HatFunny Corporate Cap$34.99
Jul 21
Continuous Improvement Division T-Shirt - Funny Corpora...$29.99
Jul 21
Citation Needed Sticker - Epistemological Maintenance$4.99
Jul 21
Citation Needed HatFunny Fact Checker Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 21
Citation Needed ShirtBureau of Epistemological Maintenance Tee$29.99
Jul 21
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
