The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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October
50 releases
Count On Me To Let You Down StickerFunny Retro Parody$4.99
Oct 26
Count On Me To Let You Down Shirt - Funny Vampire Parod...$25.99
Oct 26
Not Actually Gay Star T-ShirtFunny Kiss The Homies Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 26
Not Actually Gay Star StickerFunny Homie Gag Gift$4.99
Oct 26
The Not Actually Gay Star HoodieFunny Homies Joke Pullover$59.99
Oct 26
The Lion Is Depressed T-ShirtAnti-Hustle Meme Shirt$25.99
Oct 26
The Lion Is Depressed HoodieSad Alpha Male Grindset$59.99
Oct 26
The Lion Is Depressed StickerFunny Anti Alpha Male Grindset$4.99
Oct 26
Raccoons Work For The CIA Shirt - Funny Weed Stoner Con...$25.99
Oct 25
Raccoons Work For The CIA Sticker - Funny Weed Meme 420...$4.99
Oct 25
The Raccoons Work For The CIA HoodieFunny 420 Weed Meme$59.99
Oct 25
Thicc Lana Codependency T-Shirt - Del Rey Valentine Wor...$25.99
Oct 25
Thicc Lana Codependency StickerToxic Valentine Gift$4.99
Oct 25
Thicc Lana Codependency Hoodie - Del Rey Valentine Meme$59.99
Oct 25
Me In 3263 T-ShirtBeetlejuice Lester Green Sci-Fi Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 25
Me In 3263 Hoodie - Funny Lester Green Cyberpunk Meme$59.99
Oct 25
Me In 3263 StickerLester Green Beetlejuice Meme$4.99
Oct 25
OnlyGrams T-ShirtFunny OnlyFans Parody Sugar Mama Tee$25.99
Oct 25
OnlyGrams Top Earner HoodieOnlyfans Parody Grandmother Sugar Mama$59.99
Oct 25
OnlyGrams Top EarnerFunny OnlyFans Parody Grandma Sticker$4.99
Oct 25
Iced Out Gaben T-Shirt - Gabe Newell PC Gaming Meme Shirt$25.99
Oct 21
Iced Out Gaben HoodieGabe Newell PC Gaming Glitch Art$59.99
Oct 21
Iced Out Gaben StickerGabe Newell PC Gaming Glitch Art$4.99
Oct 21
Deep Fried Panic Attack Spongebob Meme Shirt$25.99
Oct 21
Deep Fried Panic Attack HoodieSpongebob Meme$59.99
Oct 21
Deep Fried Panic Attack StickerSpongebob Glowing Eyes$4.99
Oct 21
Cursed Swamp Gargoyle ShirtFunny Shrek Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 21
Cursed Swamp Gargoyle StickerFunny Ogre Meme Art$4.99
Oct 21
Cursed Swamp Gargoyle Hoodie - Shrek Meme Art$59.99
Oct 21
Deep Fried God Dayum Meme ShirtCursed Image Brain Rot$25.99
Oct 21
Deep Fried God Dayum HoodieCursed Meme Brain Rot$59.99
Oct 21
Deep Fried God Dayum StickerCursed Bugs Bunny Meme$4.99
Oct 21
Grok Explain This T-ShirtFunny Brainlet Wojak AI Meme$25.99
Oct 21
Grok Explain This HoodieBrainlet Wojak AI Tech Meme$59.99
Oct 21
Grok Explain This StickerBrainlet Wojak AI Meme$4.99
Oct 21
Imma Keep It Real Chief Shirt - Funny Internet Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 20
Imma Keep It Real Chief Sticker - Funny Meme Gift$4.99
Oct 20
Imma Keep It Real Chief Hoodie - Funny Group Chat Meme ...$59.99
Oct 20
Never Baguette T-ShirtDark Humor French Meme Shirt$25.99
Oct 20
Never Baguette HoodieFrench 9/11 Parody Meme$59.99
Oct 20
Never Baguette Sticker - Funny French 9/11 Meme Parody$4.99
Oct 20
Rest Is Research T-ShirtFunny Department of Doing Nothing Cat Tee$25.99
Oct 20
Rest Is Research HoodieFunny Burnout Cat Nap Gift$59.99
Oct 20
Rest Is Research StickerFunny Anti-Hustle Cat$4.99
Oct 20
Who Do You Think You Are I Am HoodieDark Brandon Meme$59.99
Oct 20
Dark Brandon Who Do You Think You Are I Am Meme Shirt$25.99
Oct 20
Who Do You Think You Are I Am StickerDark Brandon Meme$4.99
Oct 20
Omniscient Black Mold Shirt - Funny Tech Satire Tee$25.99
Oct 20
Omniscient Black Mold StickerFunny AI Tech Satire$4.99
Oct 20
Omniscient Black Mold HoodieFunny AI Tech Satire Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 20
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
