The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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July
37 releases
Re-Assessed Stamp StickerFunny Bureaucratic Decal$4.99
Jul 14
Re-Assessed MugFunny Bureaucratic Office Gag Gift$17.99
Jul 14
RE-ASSESSED Stamp T-ShirtFunny Dystopian Bureaucracy Tee$29.99
Jul 14
Inflation: Fixed It StickerMoney Printer Go Brrr Decal$4.99
Jul 14
Inflation: Fixed It T-ShirtMoney Printer Go Brrr Tee$29.99
Jul 14
Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal$4.99
Jul 14
Retain NothingMandatory Reintegration Funny School Mug$17.99
Jul 14
Retain Nothing ShirtFunny Sarcastic Back To School Tee$29.99
Jul 14
Property of D.O.D. Psychochemical Testing Vinyl Sticker$4.99
Jul 12
Property of D.O.D. Psychochemical TestingFunny MKUltra Mug$17.99
Jul 12
Property of D.O.D. Psychochemical Testing DivisionMKUltra Tee$29.99
Jul 12
Grade A American StickerFunny Sarcastic Laptop Decal$4.99
Jul 12
Grade A American StampFunny Retro Inspector Coffee Mug$17.99
Jul 12
Grade A American TeeFunny Ironic Mascot Shirt$29.99
Jul 12
Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny...$4.99
Jul 12
Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not VerifiedFunny Office Mug$17.99
Jul 12
Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not VerifiedFunny Graphic Tee$29.99
Jul 12
Diagnosed: Having Opinions StickerFunny Feminist Decal$4.99
Jul 12
Diagnosed: Having OpinionsFunny Feminist Coffee Mug$17.99
Jul 12
Diagnosed: Having OpinionsFunny Feminist Tee$29.99
Jul 12
Processing Your ClaimFunny Social Security Skeleton Sticker$4.99
Jul 12
Processing Your ClaimFunny Dark Humor Retirement Mug$17.99
Jul 12
Processing Your ClaimFunny Social Security Skeleton Tee$29.99
Jul 12
Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Governme...$4.99
Jul 12
Office of Strategic Narratives Mug - Funny Bureaucracy ...$17.99
Jul 12
Office of Strategic Narratives TeeFunny Psyops Field Ration Shirt$29.99
Jul 12
Citation Needed StickerFunny Edit War Laptop Decal$4.99
Jul 12
Inflation Engineer StickerMoney Printer Go Brrr Decal$4.99
Jul 12
Citation Needed HatFunny Fact-Check Editor Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 12
Citation Needed ShirtFunny Fact-Check Editor Tee$29.99
Jul 12
Inflation Engineer MugFunny Money Printer Go Brrr Coffee Cup$17.99
Jul 12
Inflation Engineer Shirt - Funny Money Printer Go Brrr Tee$29.99
Jul 12
Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor StaffSticker$4.99
Jul 9
Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor StaffHat$34.99
Jul 9
Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #69420, ...Sticker$3.99
Jul 8
CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 ...Cap$34.99
Jul 8
Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #69420, ...T-Shirt$27.99
Jul 8
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
