The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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The Machine clocks in every morning. It has never missed a shift.
Last week
15 releases
Post This When You Masturbing T-ShirtIce King Meme$25.99
Oct 30
Post This When You Masturbing Hoodie - Funny Ice King$59.99
Oct 30
Post This When You Masturbing StickerFunny Ice King Adventure Time$4.99
Oct 30
That's Your Parents' Job T-ShirtFunny Sonic Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 30
That's Your Parents' Job HoodieFunny Sonic Meme Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 30
That's Your Parents' Job StickerFunny Sonic the Hedgehog$4.99
Oct 30
They Just Announced It T-ShirtChihuahua Bunny Suit Meme$25.99
Oct 30
They Just Announced It Hoodie - Chihuahua Bunny Suit Meme$59.99
Oct 30
They Just Announced It StickerChihuahua Bunny Meme$4.99
Oct 30
99 Problems All My Fault Shirt - Funny Hamster Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 30
99 Problems All My Fault HoodieFunny Hamster Meme$59.99
Oct 30
99 Problems All My Fault StickerFunny Hamster Meme$4.99
Oct 30
Let's Learn Shapes My Mom Is Gone TeeKawaii Dark Humor Shirt$25.99
Oct 30
Let's Learn Shapes My Mom Is Gone Hoodie - Kawaii D...$59.99
Oct 30
Let's Learn Shapes My Mom Is Gone StickerFunny Dark Humor$4.99
Oct 30
October
35 releases
Mother Teresa Small Calves StickerFunny Leg Day Gym Gift$4.99
Oct 29
Mother Teresa Small Calves Hoodie - Funny Leg Day Gym Meme$59.99
Oct 29
Now I'm Cloud-Based StickerFunny Rogue AI Tech Humor$4.99
Oct 29
Now I'm Cloud-Based Hoodie - Funny AI Developer Meme$59.99
Oct 29
Cubicle Rigor Mortis T-ShirtFunny Corporate Zombie Tee$25.99
Oct 28
Cubicle Rigor Mortis HoodieFunny Corporate Office Humor$59.99
Oct 28
Cubicle Rigor Mortis StickerFunny Office Coworker Gift$4.99
Oct 28
AI Could Never T-ShirtFunny Anti-AI Office Humor Tee$25.99
Oct 28
AI Could Never StickerFunny Tech Office Humor Decal$4.99
Oct 28
AI Could Never HoodieFunny Anti-AI Office Humor$59.99
Oct 28
Mother Teresa Small Calves T-ShirtFunny Leg Day Tee$25.99
Oct 29
Now I'm Cloud-Based T-ShirtFunny Rogue AI Tech Meme$25.99
Oct 29
Game Cubicle StickerFunny Office Video Game Parody$4.99
Oct 27
Game Cubicle HoodieFunny Office Video Game Parody$59.99
Oct 27
Game Cubicle T-ShirtFunny Office Video Game Parody$25.99
Oct 27
Brutal Seafood Shoppe ShirtDeath Metal Fast Food Parody$25.99
Oct 29
Brutal Seafood Shoppe HoodieDeath Metal Fast Food Parody$59.99
Oct 29
Death Metal Seafood StickerFunny LJS Fast Food Parody$4.99
Oct 29
Weaponized Empathy Hoodie - Funny Psyop Empath Gift$59.99
Oct 29
Weaponized Empathy T-Shirt - Funny Psyops Empath Tee$25.99
Oct 29
Weaponized Empathy StickerFunny Psyop Empath Gift$4.99
Oct 29
Buy A Man Eat Fish T-ShirtFunny Surreal Meme Shirt$25.99
Oct 29
Buy A Man Eat Fish HoodieFunny Nonsense Meme Gift$59.99
Oct 29
Buy A Man Eat Fish StickerFunny Nonsense Meme Quote$4.99
Oct 29
External Thought Insertion Alert ShirtFunny Mind Control$25.99
Oct 29
External Thought Insertion Alert Hoodie - Funny Mind Co...$59.99
Oct 29
External Thought Insertion Alert StickerFunny Mind Control$4.99
Oct 29
Please Just Wingstop ShirtFunny Garfield Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 28
Please Just Wingstop HoodieFunny Garfield Wingstop Meme$59.99
Oct 28
Please Just Wingstop StickerFunny Garfield Wingstop Meme$4.99
Oct 28
Jacked Minotaur Tiny Shorts StickerFunny Gym Meme$4.99
Oct 28
Jacked Minotaur Tiny Shorts T-ShirtFunny Muscular Minotaur Meme$25.99
Oct 28
Jacked Minotaur Tiny Shorts Hoodie - Funny Gym Meme$59.99
Oct 28
Support Local Crime Goose StickerFunny Goose with Knife$4.99
Oct 28
Support Local Crime Goose T-ShirtFunny Goose with Knife$25.99
Oct 28
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
