The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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The Machine clocks in every morning. It has never missed a shift.
August
2 releases
July
48 releases
Barely Holding It Together CapFunny Anxious Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Barely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal$4.99
Jul 26
Barely Holding It Together MugFunny Burnout Coffee Cup$17.99
Jul 26
Previously FunctionalFunny Burnout Vinyl Sticker$4.99
Jul 26
Previously Functional HatFunny Burnout Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Currently StableFunny Burnout Graphic Tee$29.99
Jul 26
Currently Stable StickerFunny Burnout Decal$4.99
Jul 26
Currently Stable HatFunny Pressure Cooker Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Total Structural FailureFunny Existential Dread Shirt$29.99
Jul 26
Total Structural Failure HatFunny Burnout Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Total Structural FailureFunny Burnout Sticker$4.99
Jul 26
Total Structural FailureFunny Existential Burnout Mug$17.99
Jul 26
Literally Crushing ItFunny Burnout T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 26
Literally Crushing ItFunny Burnout Trucker Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Literally Crushing It StickerFunny Corporate Burnout Decal$4.99
Jul 26
Literally Crushing ItFunny Corporate Burnout Mug$17.99
Jul 26
Deferred Maintenance Shirt - Funny Graphic Tee$29.99
Jul 26
Still UnpackingFunny Emotional Baggage & Therapy T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 26
Deferred Maintenance HatFunny Crash Test Dummy Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Deferred MaintenanceFunny Crash Test Dummy Sticker$4.99
Jul 26
Minimum Viable ProductFunny Developer Burnout Tee$29.99
Jul 26
Still Unpacking Trucker CapFunny Therapy Humor Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Still Unpacking StickerFunny Burnout Therapy Decal$4.99
Jul 26
Minimum Viable Product HatFunny Tech Burnout Cap$34.99
Jul 26
Minimum Viable Product Skeleton StickerFunny Tech Decal$4.99
Jul 26
Minimum Viable Product MugFunny Tech Burnout Skeleton Cup$17.99
Jul 26
Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese ShirtFunny Finance Bro Tee$29.99
Jul 25
Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese StickerFunny Finance Meme$4.99
Jul 25
Stay Informed Doomscrolling ShirtFunny Psychic Damage Tee$29.99
Jul 25
Stay InformedFunny Doomscrolling Sticker$4.99
Jul 25
Team Player Smoking PelicanFunny Corporate Burnout Tee$29.99
Jul 25
Team Player Pelican StickerFunny Office Burnout Decal$4.99
Jul 25
Still Processing Bomb Bird ShirtFunny Anxiety Tee$29.99
Jul 25
Still Processing Bomb Bird Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal$4.99
Jul 25
Still ProcessingFunny Burnout Bomb Bird Mug$17.99
Jul 25
Become Ungovernable Raccoon TeeFunny Feral Trash Panda Shirt$29.99
Jul 25
Become Ungovernable Raccoon StickerFunny Trash Panda Meme$4.99
Jul 25
Mandated SerenityFunny Calm Panic Mascot T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 25
Mandated SerenityFunny CALM Anxiety Mascot Sticker$4.99
Jul 25
Mandated SerenityFunny Corporate Burnout Mug$17.99
Jul 25
Polymer Pete Bloodstream Residency - Funny Microplastic...$29.99
Jul 24
Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstr...$4.99
Jul 24
Polymer Pete Bloodstream ResidencyFunny Microplastics Hat$34.99
Jul 24
Stand Your GroundcoverFunny HOA Lawn Care T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 24
Stand Your Groundcover StickerFunny HOA Lawn Care$4.99
Jul 24
Healthy InflationFunny Federal Reserve Economics T-Shirt$29.99
Jul 24
Inflation Contained HatFunny Money Printer Meme Cap$34.99
Jul 24
Inflation ContainedFunny Federal Reserve Meme Sticker$4.99
Jul 24
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
