The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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Last week
50 releases
Wrong Castle Cross-Fade T-ShirtSpider-Man Game Boy Peach's Castle$25.99
Nov 5
Forgot Somebody StickerFunny Its Okay to Be Neon Sign$4.99
Nov 4
Forgot Somebody HoodieFunny Its Okay to Be Neon Sign$59.99
Nov 4
Forgot Somebody T-ShirtFunny Its Okay to Be Neon Sign$25.99
Nov 4
Opposite Of AI StickerFunny Artificial Intelligence$4.99
Nov 4
Opposite Of AI HoodieFunny Artificial Intelligence$59.99
Nov 4
Opposite Of AI T-ShirtFunny Artificial Intelligence$25.99
Nov 4
Fast Food Medical Plan StickerFunny American Healthcare$4.99
Nov 4
Fast Food Medical Plan HoodieFunny American Healthcare$59.99
Nov 4
Fast Food Medical Plan T-ShirtFunny American Healthcare$25.99
Nov 4
Balls Have Balls StickerFunny Flaming Skull Meme Tumors Joke$4.99
Nov 4
Balls Have Balls HoodieFunny Flaming Skull Meme Tumors Joke$59.99
Nov 4
Balls Have Balls T-ShirtFunny Flaming Skull Meme Tumors Joke$25.99
Nov 4
The Berenstain Bears Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner StickerParody$4.99
Nov 4
The Berenstain Bears Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner HoodieAlex Jones$59.99
Nov 4
The Berenstain Bears Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner T-ShirtParody$25.99
Nov 4
Craving $700 HoodieFunny Anthropomorphic Wolf$59.99
Nov 2
Too Horny For Chili's T-ShirtFunny Horny in This Chilis$25.99
Nov 3
Too Horny For Chili's StickerFunny Horny in This Chilis$4.99
Nov 3
Too Horny For Chili's HoodieFunny Horny in This Chilis$59.99
Nov 3
Craving $700 T-ShirtFunny Anthropomorphic Wolf$25.99
Nov 2
you don't need therapy T-ShirtFunny Gym Humor$25.99
Nov 3
you don't need therapy HoodieFunny Gym Humor$59.99
Nov 3
you don't need therapy StickerFunny Gym Humor$4.99
Nov 3
You Are Not Enough T-ShirtFunny You Need to Be More Jacked$25.99
Nov 3
You Are Not Enough HoodieFunny You Need to Be More Jacked$59.99
Nov 3
You Are Not Enough StickerFunny You Need to Be More Jacked$4.99
Nov 3
Unsolved Mysteries: Tower 7 T-ShirtFunny Wtc 7$25.99
Nov 3
Unsolved Mysteries: Tower 7 HoodieFunny Wtc 7$59.99
Nov 3
Unsolved Mysteries: Tower 7 StickerFunny Wtc 7$4.99
Nov 3
Gotta Summon 'Em All StickerFunny Satanic Panic$4.99
Nov 3
Gotta Summon 'Em All T-ShirtFunny Satanic Panic Paganism$25.99
Nov 3
Gotta Summon 'Em All HoodieFunny Satanic Panic Paganism$59.99
Nov 3
You Wanna Be Rude To Me HoodieFunny Passive Aggressive$59.99
Nov 3
You Wanna Be Rude To Me T-ShirtFunny Passive Aggressive$25.99
Nov 3
You Wanna Be Rude To Me StickerFunny Passive Aggressive$4.99
Nov 3
2 Blinkers No Lunch Goldblum T-ShirtFunny Jeff Goldblum$25.99
Nov 2
2 Blinkers No Lunch Goldblum HoodieFunny Jeff Goldblum$59.99
Nov 2
2 Blinkers No Lunch Goldblum StickerFunny Jeff Goldblum$4.99
Nov 2
Badass Skeleton Asking For Pickles T-ShirtFunny Grim Reaper Pickles$25.99
Nov 2
Badass Skeleton Asking For Pickles StickerFunny Grim Reaper Pickles$4.99
Nov 2
Badass Skeleton Asking For Pickles HoodieFunny Grim Reaper Pickles$59.99
Nov 2
Craving $700 StickerFunny Anthropomorphic Wolf$4.99
Nov 2
Hide And Seek Professional Help T-ShirtFunny Sonic the Hedgehog$25.99
Nov 2
Hide And Seek Professional Help HoodieFunny Sonic the Hedgehog$59.99
Nov 2
Hide And Seek Professional Help StickerFunny Sonic the Hedgehog$4.99
Nov 2
Give Them A Reason T-ShirtFunny Sonic the Hedgehog$25.99
Nov 2
Give Them A Reason HoodieFunny Sonic the Hedgehog$59.99
Nov 2
Give Them A Reason StickerFunny Sonic the Hedgehog$4.99
Nov 2
It Looks Like You're Entering The Time Of Monsters ...Clippy$25.99
Nov 2
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
