The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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August
50 releases
Mechanically Separated ApexIronic Dino Nugget Sticker$4.99
Aug 5
Mechanically Separated ApexFunny Dino Nugget Meme Mug$17.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch T-ShirtQuarter-Life Crisis Tee$29.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year GlitchQuarter Life Crisis Hoodie$35.96
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch PosterFunny 25th Birthday Wall Art$39.99
Aug 19
The 25-Year Glitch HatFunny 25th Birthday Cap$34.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch StickerFunny Quarter-Life Crisis Decal$4.99
Aug 5
The 25-Year Glitch MugFunny 25th Birthday Quarter Life Gift$17.99
Aug 5
Can I She/Them T-ShirtFunny Pronoun Meme Tee$29.99
Aug 5
Can I She/Them HoodieFunny Pronoun Meme$54.99
Aug 19
Can I She/ThemFunny Pronoun Meme Poster$39.99
Aug 27
Can I She/Them StickerFunny Queer Meme Joke$4.99
Aug 19
Can I She/Them HatFunny Pronoun Joke Cap$34.99
Aug 19
Can I She/ThemFunny Pronoun Meme Mug$17.99
Aug 19
Registered Emotional Support Hellhound HatFunny Dog Cap$39.99
Aug 5
Oral History Department ShirtFunny Student Parody Tee$29.99
Aug 27
Oral History Department HoodieFunny Student Sweatshirt$54.99
Aug 27
Oral History Department PosterFunny Gossip Room Decor$39.99
Aug 27
Oral History Department Sticker - Funny Cheeky Decal$4.99
Aug 27
Oral History Department HatFunny Academic Joke Cap$34.99
Aug 27
Oral History Department MugFunny Academic Gag Gift$17.99
Aug 27
My First Necromancy ShirtFunny Occult Graphic Tee$29.99
Aug 4
My First NecromancyHoodie$35.96
Aug 4
My First Necromancy StickerFunny Goth Toy Decal$4.99
Aug 4
My First Necromancy Funny Coffee Mug - Retro Occult Got...$17.99
Aug 4
Sportsbook PhilanthropistFunny Sports Betting T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 4
Sportsbook PhilanthropistHoodie$35.96
Aug 4
Sportsbook Philanthropist Hat - Funny Sports Betting Cap$34.99
Aug 4
Sportsbook Philanthropist StickerFunny Sports Betting Decal$4.99
Aug 4
Sportsbook Philanthropist MugFunny Sports Betting Gift$17.99
Aug 4
I Doxxed Earth ShirtFunny Alien Invasion Graphic Tee$29.99
Aug 4
I Doxxed EarthHoodie$35.96
Aug 4
I Doxxed Earth PosterFunny Voyager Golden Record Art$39.99
Aug 4
I Doxxed Earth HatFunny Voyager Space Cap$34.99
Aug 4
I Doxxed Earth MugFunny Voyager Golden Record Coffee Cup$17.99
Aug 4
I Doxxed Earth StickerFunny Sci-Fi Decal$4.99
Aug 4
Just A Quick Question On The ScreenFunny Tablet Tip Tee$29.99
Aug 4
Just A Quick Question On The ScreenHoodie$35.96
Aug 4
Just A Quick Question On The ScreeniPad Tipping Meme Sticker$4.99
Aug 4
Just A Quick Question On The ScreenTip Screen Meme Mug$17.99
Aug 4
Exposed Bone PolishFunny Dental Maintenance T-Shirt$29.99
Aug 3
Exposed Bone PolishHoodie$35.96
Aug 3
Exposed Bone Polish HatFunny Dental Trucker Cap$34.99
Aug 3
Exposed Bone PolishFunny Dentist Coffee Mug$17.99
Aug 3
Festive Beating ReceptacleFunny Existential Piñata Tee$29.99
Aug 1
Festive Beating ReceptacleHoodie$35.96
Aug 1
Festive Beating ReceptacleFunny Piñata Burnout Sticker$4.99
Aug 1
Festive Beating Receptacle Piñata HatFunny Burnout Trucker Cap$34.99
Aug 1
Cellular Denial CrèmeFunny Existential Skincare Tee$29.99
Aug 1
Cellular Denial CrèmeHoodie$35.96
Aug 1
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
