The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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October
50 releases
Time To Make Crazy Money T-Shirt - Retro Arcade Taxi Tee$25.99
Oct 18
Time To Make Some Crazy Money Hoodie - Retro Arcade Taxi$59.99
Oct 18
Time To Make Some Crazy Money Sticker - Retro Arcade Taxi$4.99
Oct 18
Nihilist Cat Soccer Dunk ShirtFunny Existential Dread Tee$25.99
Oct 18
Nihilist Cat Soccer Dunk HoodieExistential Dread Gift$59.99
Oct 18
Nihilist Cat Soccer Dunk Sticker - Existential Dread Meme$4.99
Oct 18
I Love Anal...ytics Shirt - Funny Data Analyst Tee$25.99
Oct 18
I Love Anal...ytics HoodieFunny Data Analyst Gift$59.99
Oct 18
I Love Anal...ytics StickerFunny Data Analyst Gift$4.99
Oct 18
Let's Go To The Lobby And Fight God T-Shirt - Funny...$25.99
Oct 18
Let's All Go To The Lobby And Fight God HoodieFunny Bbq Hot Dog$59.99
Oct 18
Jew Balance T-ShirtFunny Jewish Dad Parody Shirt$25.99
Oct 18
Jew Balance HoodieFunny Jewish Dad Parody Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 18
Jew Balance StickerFunny Jewish Parody Decal$4.99
Oct 18
Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar ShirtTHPS Gamer Tee$25.99
Oct 18
Tony Hawk Soundtrack ScholarFunny THPS Nostalgia Sticker$4.99
Oct 18
Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar - Funny THPS Gamer Hoodie$59.99
Oct 18
Check Their Candy HoodieFunny Halloween Urban Legend Hoodie$59.99
Oct 17
Check Their Candy T-ShirtHalloween Urban Legend Meme$25.99
Oct 17
LGBTQ Workout Routine ShirtFunny Gym Acronym Parody Tee$25.99
Oct 17
LGBTQ Workout Routine Hoodie - Funny Gym Acronym Parody$59.99
Oct 17
LGBTQ Workout Routine Sticker - Funny Gym Acronym Parody$4.99
Oct 17
They Think They Them ShirtY2K Bootleg Rap Nonbinary Tee$25.99
Oct 17
They Think They Them StickerFunny Nonbinary Y2K Pronoun Meme$4.99
Oct 17
They Think They Them Hoodie - Funny Nonbinary Pride$59.99
Oct 17
Never Forget Your Lighter HoodieTwin Towers Lighter Dark Humor$59.99
Oct 17
Never Forget Your Lighter T-ShirtTwin Towers Lighter Dark Humor$25.99
Oct 17
Never Forget Your Lighter StickerTwin Towers Lighter Dark Humor$4.99
Oct 17
Stolen Data SweetheartsFunny Cybersecurity Valentine Sticker$4.99
Oct 16
Stolen Data Sweethearts T-Shirt - Funny Cybersecurity V...$25.99
Oct 16
Stolen Data Sweethearts Hoodie - Funny Cybersecurity Va...$59.99
Oct 16
Princess Diana 97 Racing Hoodie90s Bootleg Graphic$59.99
Oct 16
Princess Diana 97 Racing Sticker90s Bootleg Graphic$4.99
Oct 16
Princess Diana 90s Bootleg Racing ShirtRoyal RS Turbo$25.99
Oct 16
Saint James Island Boys Meme Sticker - Epstein Trump Bo...$4.99
Oct 16
Island Boys Bootleg Rap Tee - Epstein, Trump, Hawking$25.99
Oct 16
Saint James Island Boys Bootleg Hoodie - Epstein Trump$59.99
Oct 16
Not Now Sweetie Daddy's Lowballing Sticker - FB Mar...$4.99
Oct 16
Not Now Sweetie Daddy's Lowballing Shirt - Marketpl...$25.99
Oct 16
Not Now Sweetie Daddy's Lowballing Hoodie - Marketp...$59.99
Oct 16
Cubin' On My Missile Until I Cry Sis T-ShirtCuban Crisis JFK Cold$25.99
Oct 16
Cubin' On My Missile Until I Cry Sis StickerCuban Crisis JFK Cold$4.99
Oct 16
Cubin' On My Missile Until I Cry Sis HoodieCuban Crisis JFK Cold$59.99
Oct 16
Little Seizures StickerFunny Dark Humor Pizza Parody$4.99
Oct 15
You R Gay Hoodie90s Nostalgia Toy Store Parody$59.99
Oct 15
You R Gay Shirt90s Nostalgia Toy Store Giraffe Parody$25.99
Oct 15
Unreplicable Swag StickerGarfield Sonic the Hedgehog Meme Bootleg$4.99
Oct 15
You R Gay Sticker90s Nostalgia Giraffe Parody$4.99
Oct 15
Mention AI And I Will Scream HoodieAnti-Tech Bro Gift$59.99
Oct 15
Little Seizures Hoodie - Dark Humor Pizza Brand Parody$59.99
Oct 15
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
