The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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October
50 releases
Not Fond Of The Police Shirt - Alien Skateboard ACAB Tee$25.99
Oct 11
Not Fond Of The Police StickerFunny Alien Skater ACAB Gift$4.99
Oct 11
Not Fond Of The Police Hoodie - Alien Skater Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 11
Recalled Food Pyramid T-Shirt90s Nutrition Propaganda$25.99
Oct 11
Recalled Food Pyramid Sticker90s Diet Propaganda$4.99
Oct 11
Recalled Food Pyramid Hoodie - 90s Skate Propaganda$59.99
Oct 11
Jeffrey Epstein Monday Nitro Shirt90s Wrestling Joke$25.99
Oct 11
Monday Nitro Jeffrey Epstein Hoodie90s Wrestling$59.99
Oct 11
Monday Nitro Jeff Sticker90s Wrestling Dark Humor$4.99
Oct 11
Stuart Big T-Shirt - Fat Mouse Mobility Scooter Parody$25.99
Oct 10
The Less I Know The Better PSA T-Shirt - Retro Parody Tee$25.99
Oct 11
The Less I Know The Better Retro PSA Hoodie$59.99
Oct 11
The Less I Know The Better Sticker80s Retro PSA Parody$4.99
Oct 11
Stuart Big Parody HoodieFat Mouse on a Mobility Scooter$59.99
Oct 10
Stuart Big StickerFunny Fat Mouse Mobility Scooter$4.99
Oct 10
Squeal To The Feds T-ShirtCartoon Pig Snitch Informant Tee$25.99
Oct 10
Squeal To The Feds StickerCartoon Pig Informant Snitch$4.99
Oct 10
Squeal To The Feds HoodiePorky Pig FBI Snitch Informant$59.99
Oct 10
Stone Cold Steve T-Shirt90s Nostalgia Wrestling Bootleg$25.99
Oct 10
Stone Cold Steve HoodieFunny 90s TV Wrestling Mashup$59.99
Oct 10
Stone Cold Steve StickerFunny Blue's Clues Wrestling Mashup$4.99
Oct 10
Stuffed Crust ShirtFunny Fast Food Parody Tee$25.99
Oct 10
Stuffed Crust StickerFunny Pizza Parody Gag Gift$4.99
Oct 10
Stuffed Crust Parody HoodieFunny Fast Food Joke$59.99
Oct 10
NOW Spending Rent On Scratch Offs Funny Lottery Shirt$25.99
Oct 10
NOW That's What I Call Spending Rent On Scratch Off...$59.99
Oct 10
NOW Thats What I Call Rent On Scratch Offs - Funny Lott...$4.99
Oct 10
I Hate Being Sober Hoodie - Psychedelic Grimace Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 9
I Hate Being Sober Grimace StickerPsychedelic Fast Food$4.99
Oct 9
I Hate Being Sober Shirt - Psychedelic Grimace Meme$25.99
Oct 9
Dracula 33 AD T-ShirtFunny Jesus Vampire Meme$25.99
Oct 9
Dracula 33 AD HoodieFunny Blasphemous Jesus Vampire Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 9
Oops All Microplastics T-Shirt - Funny Dark Humor Cerea...$25.99
Oct 9
Seasonal Conqueror T-Shirt - Abandoned Retail Halloween...$25.99
Oct 9
Seasonal ConquerorAbandoned Store Meme Halloween Hoodie$59.99
Oct 9
Oops All Microplastics HoodieFunny Cereal Parody$59.99
Oct 9
Shhh It's SleepingFunny Butter Heart Attack T-Shirt$25.99
Oct 8
Notice Of Active Dissociation Shirt - Funny Mental Heal...$25.99
Oct 9
Flaming Heartburn T-ShirtFunny Acid Reflux Parody$25.99
Oct 8
Notice Of Active Dissociation HoodieMental Health Humor Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 9
Flaming Heartburn HoodieHot Wheels Parody Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 8
Shhh It's Sleeping HoodieFunny Butter Heart Attack Humor$59.99
Oct 8
Quit Your Fussin Take Your TussinRobotripping Parody T-Shirt$25.99
Oct 8
Smoking That Urn Pack T-ShirtFunny Ghost Bong Rip Urn$25.99
Oct 7
Smoking The Urn Pack HoodieGhost Bong Rip Weed Meme$59.99
Oct 7
Sleeping With The Space Fishes T-ShirtFunny Astronaut$25.99
Oct 7
Sleeping With Space Fishes HoodieAstronaut Tied to Cinder Block$59.99
Oct 7
Hot Local Poltergeists T-ShirtFunny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad$25.99
Oct 7
Hot Local Poltergeists HoodieFunny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad$59.99
Oct 7
Bubonic Croissant T-ShirtFunny Celiac & IBS Tee$25.99
Oct 7
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
