The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
Next shift starts in
7:00 AM
See this morning's output ↓
The Machine clocks in every morning. It has never missed a shift.
Today
1 releaseNEWReleased at 7:00 AM, like every morning. He does not sleep and considers this a personality trait.
October
2 releases
September
47 releases
No Lives Matter Schematic T-ShirtMichael Myers Blueprint Parody$25.99
Sep 25
No Lives Matter Schematic HoodieMichael Myers Blueprint Parody$59.99
Sep 25
No Lives Matter Schematic CanvasMichael Myers Blueprint Parody$59.99
Sep 25
No Lives Matter Schematic StickerMichael Myers Blueprint Parody$4.99
Sep 25
No Lives Matter Schematic MugFunny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody$21.99
Sep 25
Let Him Cook Moses Shirt90s Bootleg Rap Meme$25.99
Sep 25
Let Him Cook Moses Poster90s Bootleg Rap Meme$34.99
Sep 25
Let Him Cook Moses Hoodie90s Bootleg Rap Meme$59.99
Sep 25
Took It All Exhibit T-ShirtFunny Halloween Candy Bowl Shirt$25.99
Sep 24
Took It All Exhibit HoodieFunny Halloween Take One Candy Gag$59.99
Sep 24
Grade A Glue Champion T-ShirtFunny Racehorse Glue Factory$25.99
Sep 24
Grade A Glue Champion HoodieFunny Racehorse Glue Factory$59.99
Sep 24
Suspicious Pumpkin Leaf Bag T-ShirtFunny Pumpkin Leaf Bag Body$25.99
Sep 23
Festive Yard Waste Pumpkin MugFunny True Crime Halloween Gift$21.99
Sep 23
Festive Yard Waste Hoodie - Funny True Crime Halloween$59.99
Sep 23
Festive Yard Waste PosterFunny True Crime Halloween Art$34.99
Sep 23
Festive Yard Waste CanvasFunny Pumpkin Leaf Bag Body$59.99
Sep 23
Festive Yard Waste StickerTrue Crime Halloween Humor$4.99
Sep 23
I Can Fix Him Iron Maiden Shirt - Funny Toxic Dating Re...$25.99
Sep 22
I Can Fix Him HoodieFunny Iron Maiden Torture Device$59.99
Sep 22
The Michael Blueprint T-ShirtFunny Michael Myers$25.99
Sep 21
The Michael Blueprint HoodieFunny Michael Myers$59.99
Sep 21
The Michael Blueprint StickerFunny Michael Myers$4.99
Sep 21
The Michael Blueprint CanvasFunny Michael Myers$59.99
Sep 21
The Michael Blueprint MugFunny Michael Myers$21.99
Sep 21
The Michael Blueprint PosterFunny Michael Myers$34.99
Sep 21
America Runs On Slaughter T-ShirtFunny Dunkin' Donuts Parody$25.99
Sep 21
America Runs On Slaughter HoodieFunny Dunkin' Donuts Parody$59.99
Sep 21
America Runs On Slaughter CanvasFunny Dunkin' Donuts Parody$59.99
Sep 21
America Runs On Slaughter PosterFunny Dunkin' Donuts Parody$34.99
Sep 21
America Runs On Slaughter StickerFunny Dunkin' Donuts Parody$4.99
Sep 21
America Runs On Slaughter MugFunny Dunkin' Donuts Parody$21.99
Sep 21
Gourd GropingFunny Skeleton Pumpkin Shirt$25.99
Sep 21
Gourd Groping HoodieFunny Skeleton Pumpkin Sweatshirt$59.99
Sep 21
Gourd Groping StickerFunny Skeleton Pumpkin Humor$4.99
Sep 21
Gourd GropingFunny Skeleton Halloween Mug$21.99
Sep 21
Diarrhea Thirst Quencher T-ShirtFunny Gatorade Parody$25.99
Sep 20
Diarrhea Thirst Quencher HoodieFunny Gatorade Parody$59.99
Sep 20
Diarrhea Thirst Quencher StickerFunny Gatorade Parody$4.99
Sep 20
Diarrhea Thirst Quencher MugFunny Gatorade Parody$21.99
Sep 20
Curry on Curry Backstage Grope T-ShirtFunny Tim Curry$25.99
Sep 20
Tim Curry On Curry Backstage Grope Mashup Hoodie$59.99
Sep 20
Curry On Curry Backstage Grope MugFunny Tim Curry$21.99
Sep 20
Curry On Curry Backstage Grope StickerFunny Tim Curry$4.99
Sep 20
Keeps 'Em Cold T-ShirtFunny Yeti Cooler Parody$25.99
Sep 18
Keeps 'Em Cold HoodieFunny Yeti Cooler Parody$59.99
Sep 18
Wild Caught White Bread ShirtFunny Fly Fishing Trout$25.99
Sep 18
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
