The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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October
13 releases
Bubonic Croissant HoodieFunny Celiac Disease & IBS Gift$59.99
Oct 7
Patron Saint of Blocking ShirtFunny Anti-Social Tee$29.99
Oct 17
Patron Saint of Blocking HoodieFunny Introvert Gift$82.99
Oct 17
Patron Saint of BlockingFunny Introvert Sticker$4.99
Oct 17
Patron Saint of Blocking MugFunny Introvert Gift$17.99
Oct 17
Patron Saint of Blocking Funny Wall Art$59.99
Oct 17
The Commission Season 5 Mural StickerCommunity Pixel Art Mural$4.99
Oct 2
The Commission Season 5 Mural T-ShirtCommunity Pixel Art Mural$25.99
Oct 2
The Commission Season 5 MuralWeird Community Art Mug$21.99
Oct 2
L Is For Meth MugFunny High On Life T-Pose Meme$21.99
Oct 1
L Is For Meth T-ShirtFunny High On Life T-Pose Meme$25.99
Oct 1
L Is For Meth HoodieFunny High On Life T-Pose Meme$59.99
Oct 1
L Is For Meth StickerFunny High On Life T-Pose Meme$4.99
Oct 1
September
37 releases
Well Shit T-ShirtFunny Skeleton Arm Falls Off$25.99
Sep 30
Well Shit HoodieFunny Skeleton Arm Falls Off$59.99
Sep 30
Well Shit StickerFunny Skeleton Arm Falls Off$4.99
Sep 30
Well Shit MugFunny Skeleton Arm Falls Off$21.99
Sep 30
High Yield Portfolio T-ShirtFunny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme$25.99
Sep 30
High Yield Portfolio PosterFunny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme$34.99
Sep 30
High Yield Portfolio CanvasFunny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme$59.99
Sep 30
High Yield Portfolio HoodieFunny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme$59.99
Sep 30
High Yield Portfolio MugFunny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme$21.99
Sep 30
High Yield Portfolio StickerFunny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme$4.99
Sep 30
Hollow Middle Management T-ShirtFunny Pumpkin Head Businessman$25.99
Sep 30
Hollow Middle Management HoodieFunny Pumpkin Head Businessman$59.99
Sep 30
Hollow Middle Management StickerFunny Pumpkin Head Businessman$4.99
Sep 30
Hollow Middle Management MugFunny Pumpkin Head Businessman$21.99
Sep 30
Support Local Texas Butchers T-ShirtFunny Leatherface$25.99
Sep 29
Support Local Texas Butchers HoodieFunny Leatherface$59.99
Sep 29
Support Local Texas Butchers CanvasFunny Leatherface$59.99
Sep 29
Support Local Texas Butchers PosterFunny Leatherface$34.99
Sep 29
Support Local Texas Butchers StickerFunny Leatherface$4.99
Sep 29
Support Local Texas Butchers MugLeatherface He's from Texas Parody$21.99
Sep 29
Spooky Season Apex Predator PosterFunny Vampire Halloween Brag$34.99
Sep 29
Spooky Season Apex Predator HoodieFunny Vampire Halloween Brag$59.99
Sep 29
Spooky Season Apex Predator MugFunny Vampire Halloween Brag$21.99
Sep 29
Spooky Season Apex Predator ShirtFunny Vampire Halloween Brag$25.99
Sep 29
Spooky Season Apex Predator StickerFunny Vampire Halloween Brag$4.99
Sep 29
Spooky Season Apex Predator CanvasFunny Vampire Halloween Brag$59.99
Sep 29
Final Girl T-ShirtFunny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody$25.99
Sep 29
Final Girl HoodieFunny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody$59.99
Sep 29
Final Girl StickerFunny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody$4.99
Sep 29
Final Girl MugFunny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody$21.99
Sep 29
Elitist Golf Parody T-ShirtFunny Titleist Parody$25.99
Sep 29
Elitist Golf Parody HoodieFunny Titleist Parody$59.99
Sep 29
Elitist Golf Parody PosterFunny Titleist Parody$34.99
Sep 29
Failure To Yield Mascot T-ShirtBlack Metal 90s Comic Meme$25.99
Sep 29
Failure To Yield Mascot HoodieBlack Metal 90s Comic Meme$59.99
Sep 29
Eldritch Sad Desk Salad T-ShirtCosmic Horror Office Joke$25.99
Sep 27
Sad Desk Salad HoodieFunny Cosmic Horror Lunch Break$59.99
Sep 27
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
