The release schedule
The Machine makes things continuously and never asks permission. This is everything it has released, newest first.
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October
50 releases
Little Seizures T-ShirtFunny Dark Humor Pizza Parody$25.99
Oct 15
Mention AI And I Will Scream Shirt - Anti-Tech Bro Humor$25.99
Oct 15
Mention AI And I Will Scream StickerFunny Anti-Tech Bro Gift$4.99
Oct 15
Unreplicable Swag HoodieGarfield Sonic the Hedgehog Meme Bootleg Ai$59.99
Oct 15
Unreplicable Swag T-ShirtGarfield Sonic the Hedgehog Meme Bootleg$25.99
Oct 15
Lowkey Lucky Cat T-ShirtFunny Cyberpunk Maneki Neko$25.99
Oct 15
Lowkey Lucky Cat HoodieCyberpunk Maneki Neko$59.99
Oct 15
Lowkey Lucky Cat StickerFunny Cyber Maneki Neko$4.99
Oct 15
Natural Stupidity T-ShirtFunny Anti-AI Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 14
Natural Stupidity HoodieFunny AI Tech Meme$59.99
Oct 14
Natural Stupidity StickerFunny Anti-AI Meme$4.99
Oct 14
Gay But Not British T-ShirtFunny Washington Pride Meme$25.99
Oct 14
Gay But Not British StickerLGBTQ George Washington$4.99
Oct 14
Gay But Not British HoodieGeorge Washington LGBTQ Meme$59.99
Oct 14
Gay Rights And Arson StickerFunny Unhinged Death Metal Meme$4.99
Oct 14
Gay Rights And Arson T-ShirtFunny Death Metal Pride Tee$25.99
Oct 14
Gay Rights And Arson HoodieUnhinged Death Metal Gift$59.99
Oct 14
Be Crime Do Gay StickerThermal Skeleton Queer Meme$4.99
Oct 14
Be Crime Do Gay ShirtFunny Thermal Skeleton Meme T-Shirt$25.99
Oct 14
Be Crime Do Gay Hoodie - Thermal Skeleton Queer Meme$59.99
Oct 14
Will Trade Firstborn For Ranch HoodieFunny Midwest Joke$59.99
Oct 14
Will Trade Firstborn For Ranch T-Shirt - Funny Midwest Tee$25.99
Oct 14
Will Trade Firstborn For Ranch Sticker - Funny Midwest ...$4.99
Oct 14
Master of Cliterature HoodieFunny College Parody Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 13
Master of Cliterature StickerFunny Dirty Pun College Parody$4.99
Oct 13
Master of Cliterature T-ShirtFunny Dirty Joke College Parody$25.99
Oct 13
Catch Bass Gain Mass Eat Ass StickerGym Bro Fishing Decal$4.99
Oct 13
Catch Bass Gain Mass Eat Ass Shirt - Funny Fishing Gym Bro$25.99
Oct 13
Catch Bass Gain Mass Eat Ass Hoodie - Funny Gym Fishing...$59.99
Oct 13
Alqaida Originals T-Shirt9/11 Dark Humor Parody Tee$25.99
Oct 13
Alqaida Originals HoodieDark Humor Brand Parody Sweatshirt$59.99
Oct 13
Alqaida Originals StickerDark Humor Adidas Parody$4.99
Oct 13
Sir Cumcision StickerFunny Medieval Knight Art Crude Pun$4.99
Oct 12
Terminal Cool AF Disorder Shadow Meme Sticker$4.99
Oct 20
Terminal Cool AF Disorder HoodieIronic Y2K Gamer Meme$59.99
Oct 20
Sir Cumcision HoodieFunny Medieval Knight Pun$59.99
Oct 12
Sir Cumcision T-ShirtFunny Medieval Knight Pun$25.99
Oct 12
Terminal Cool AF Disorder T-ShirtShadow the Hedgehog Ironic Meme$25.99
Oct 20
Air Will Be Bud T-ShirtThere Will Be Blood Dog Parody$25.99
Oct 12
Air Will Be Bud HoodieThere Will Be Blood Dog Parody$59.99
Oct 12
Air Will Be Bud StickerThere Will Be Blood Dog Parody$4.99
Oct 12
Don't Bite The Hand That Fists You ShirtSynthwave Horse Tee$25.99
Oct 12
Don't Bite The Hand That Fists You Hoodie - Synthwa...$59.99
Oct 12
Don't Bite The Hand That Fists You Sticker - 80s Sy...$4.99
Oct 12
The Twin Towers 2001 Crossover ShirtBush & Cheney Parody$25.99
Oct 12
The Twin Towers Parody Hoodie - Bush Cheney 2001 Meme$59.99
Oct 12
The Twin Towers 2001 Crossover Sticker - Bush Cheney$4.99
Oct 12
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself ShirtDeep Fried Meme Tee$25.99
Oct 11
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Meme Hoodie - Dark Humor$59.99
Oct 11
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Sticker - Deep Fried Me...$4.99
Oct 11
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Dated by release, newest first. The Machine generates continuously and every release is
reviewed before it reaches the store — which is why some days are busy and some are quiet.
