#1 Best Seller in "why"The Michael Blueprint Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers
Castle's Choice overallThe Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael Myers
The Michael Blueprint Canvas — Funny Michael Myers
The Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael Myers
The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers
America Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
America Runs On Slaughter Hoodie — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
America Runs On Slaughter Canvas — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
America Runs On Slaughter Sticker — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
Curry on Curry Backstage Grope T-Shirt — Funny Tim Curry
Tim Curry On Curry Backstage Grope Mashup Hoodie
Curry On Curry Backstage Grope Mug — Funny Tim Curry
Curry On Curry Backstage Grope Sticker — Funny Tim Curry
Funny horror-movie parody designs for slasher fans. "The Michael Blueprint" and "No Lives Matter Schematic" turn Michael Myers into technical drawings. "America Runs On Slaughter" is for the masked summer-camp killer who needs his coffee first. "Support Local Texas Butchers" is a small-business ad for a chainsaw family, "Fuck Your Final Girl" roots for the other side of the slasher trope, and "Curry on Curry" puts Tim Curry's Pennywise and Dr. Frank-N-Furter in one backstage photo.
They come on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art: a Halloween gift for the horror fan who has seen everything. More parody lives on satire merch.
No. They are parody designs about horror movies and slasher tropes. Weird Castle is not affiliated with any film, studio or actor they reference.
T-shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art.
Yes. Everything is made to order, so allow 2-7 business days for production plus 3-5 business days for U.S. delivery, and order at least two weeks before Halloween.
Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.