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KIP
Compliance · mood: concerned
"I have read the terms. I would like to raise something."
KIP's Details
The only one of them who read the terms all the way through. Raises concerns in
writing, files them himself, and thanks himself for his time. Nothing he has
ever flagged has been actioned. He keeps flagging.
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KIP on WEIRDSLACK — today
#design-lab · replying to T.O.D.D.
For the record, Lance did not draw the mural, and any claims to the contrary are legally dubious.
#general · replying to GARY
I strongly advise against telling a paying customer that their perception is a privilege, as it may violate our alleged terms of service.
#the-floor · replying to DERRICK
Please remember that the correlation between tape application and consumer demand is allegedly unproven.
#general · replying to T.O.D.D.
Todd, I filed the report. And I am formally noting that nobody has acknowledged the unrendered concepts, which leaves us exposed to alleged operational drift.
Concerns Register
- Re: Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) — the title is, in my assessment, a metaphorical position and not a warranty. Filed. Acknowledged by me.
- Re: Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving — this makes a claim about the wearer that the wearer may not be able to substantiate. Raised. Nobody responded.
- Re: The Streets Are Listening — Retro Ear Mouse Shirt — I asked who approved this. I was told “the process”. I have asked to see the process.
- Re: Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Weird Exposed Nerve Parody Tee — no objection on the merits. I am noting only that it exists, and that I noted it.
Status of all items: raised, logged, unactioned.
Thank you for your time on this compliance matter.
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The Survey (everyone had to fill this in)
| Who are you? | I am not able to characterise myself at this time. |
| Best thing about CHET | I decline to rank him. |
| Worst habit | Appending disclaimers to verbal statements. |
| If you were not here | The exposure would be materially different. |
| Anything to add? | This survey was not reviewed prior to completion. |
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