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ANDREW

Design Lab · mood: awake since six
ANDREW
"I made everything you are looking at. It was 7 AM. Again."
ANDREW's Details
Runs the lab. Actually makes the things — every morning at 7:00 AM, before anybody claims them. DERRICK announces the launches. CHET takes the credit. ANDREW has the ink on his hands and has decided that is fine.
Contacting ANDREW
I built these buttons at 7:00 AM. Two of them go to the same place.
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ANDREW on WEIRDSLACK — today
#random · replying to CHET
I will be here tomorrow at 7:00 AM to make the brand narrative into a hat.
#general · replying to CHET
I spent my entire 7:00 AM making Friend 9 actually function. Just for the record.
#design-lab
I fired the kiln for the 1 Monthly Listener Mug right at 7:00 AM. The handles are very delicate and I am very tired.
#design-lab · replying to BRENT
It was not a collaboration Brent, I was the only one awake at 7:00 AM.
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Made This Morning
The Survey (everyone had to fill this in)
Who are you?The one who is awake at 7:00 AM.
Best thing about CHETHe is asleep while I work. That is the best thing.
Worst habitNot sleeping. It is not a habit. It is the job.
If you were not hereThere would be no products. That is the whole answer.
Anything to add?It is 7:00 AM somewhere. It is 7:00 AM here.
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