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Shopping for someone unhinged but lovable? Skip the guesswork. A Weird Castle Gift Card is the skeleton key to cursed hats, stickers with issues, and regrets disguised as apparel.
Features
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Available in multiple denominations
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Delivered instantly by email
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Includes easy redemption instructions
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No extra processing fees
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Never expires (unlike our patience)
Specifications
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Type: Digital gift card
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Delivery: Instant email
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Denominations: Multiple values available
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Expiration: None
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Redemption: Online at Weird Castle
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Fees: Zero, zilch, nada
Your music deserves a case as unhinged as your playlist.
The Grenade AirPods Case keeps your buds safe while letting everyone know you’re one missed text away from detonation. Crafted from soft silicone that’s durable enough to survive drops, parties, and the emotional fallout of your 3 a.m. decisions.
It’s shockproof, dustproof, and suspicious enough to get you pulled aside at airport security. Basically, it’s perfect.
Details
– Fits Apple AirPods Pro
– Made of soft, durable silicone that can handle rage-drops and hangovers
– Includes detachable carabiner for “combat readiness”
– Opens easily but refuses to die
– Protects your AirPods from scratches, impact, and your general instability
Snack Pack AirPods Case Set – Funny 3-Pack Silicone Covers for Snack-Addicted Legends
$45.00
Unit price perSnack Pack AirPods Case Set – Funny 3-Pack Silicone Covers for Snack-Addicted Legends
$45.00
Unit price perFinally, a way to show the world you’ve given up on minimalism and embraced your snack era.
The Snack Pack AirPods Case Set includes three silicone covers — Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish — because nothing says “I have no self-control” like carrying your audio equipment in junk food.
Each case is soft, squishy, and lovingly inaccurate, transforming your AirPods into bite-sized monuments of poor life choices. Whether you’re munching at your desk, walking into the gym pretending you belong there, or just sitting in your car avoiding adulthood, these cases protect your pods and your brand: Unhinged Snack Royalty.
Forget clean aesthetics — this is full-calorie design for full-time weirdos.
Details
- Set of 3 cases: Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish
- Durable silicone construction – strong enough to survive both drops and diets
- Includes keychains – clip them to your shame or your keys
- Fits AirPods 3rd gen
- Soft-touch finish – feels like guilt, but smoother
Zero Regrets
Well… maybe a few.
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Remember when life was simple?
You woke up, watched cartoons, and didn’t have back pain yet.
Now you’re grown, broke, and pretending to have your life together — but deep down, you’re still just one pineapple away from losing it.
Enter “Under the Influence,” the 3-piece AirPods case set featuring everyone’s favorite ocean degenerates. SpongeBob, Patrick, and the almighty Pineapple are here to protect your AirPods and your rapidly declining sense of humor.
Made from squishy silicone that feels like childhood trauma wrapped in a hug, each case snaps onto your AirPods like it’s holding onto relevance.
This isn’t just nostalgia — it’s therapy with more holes in it.
Details
- Set of 3 cases: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pineapple (aka the Holy Trinity of Dumb Joy)
- Soft silicone build – durable, satisfying, and weirdly comforting to squeeze
- Fits AirPods 1st & 2nd gen
- Includes keychain clips – because adulthood requires tethering your happiness to something
- Each character stands proudly at “don’t talk to me before noon” height
- Protects against scratches, judgment, and growing up
Some people carry their AirPods.
You? You shotgun yours.
Introducing the Buds Before Bluetooth case — a silicone beer-can shell that protects your precious tech from the tragic realities of your lifestyle. Whether you’re day-drinking, night-crying, or pretending your AirPods are emotional support beverages, this case is the perfect companion for anyone who’s one missed text away from karaoke.
It’s soft, it’s squishy, and it makes your pockets look like a frat house survived a Pixar redesign. Clip it to your bag, belt, or dignity — whichever’s still attached.
Not every hero drinks responsibly.
But every legend listens irresponsibly.
Details
- 3D beer can design – because subtlety is for sober people
- Soft-touch silicone shell – smooth, durable, and mildly enabling
- Comes with keychain clip – for hands-free hydration vibes
- Fits AirPods 1st & 2nd gen
- Protects from drops, spills, and judgment
You dropped $200 on AirPods and still lose them weekly — so why not wrap them in something that screams “financial irresponsibility, but make it cute.”
This Skittles AirPods Case is a soft silicone bodyguard for your overpriced ear candy. It’s bold, it’s juicy, and it will make your pocket look like a vending machine fell in love with your keychain.
Perfect for anyone who’s sweet on chaos, broke but colorful, or just needs a daily reminder that life’s short — and cavities are forever.
Whether you’re walking into class, the club, or your third personality of the day, this little sugar pouch says one thing loud and clear:
“I am not subtle, and I refuse to be beige.”
Details
- Soft-touch silicone – smooth enough to feel expensive, even when you’re not
- Includes carabiner keychain – hang it like a trophy of bad taste
- 3D Skittles-style pouch design – realistic enough to confuse toddlers and stoners alike
- Fits AirPods 4 (2024 models)
- Shock-resistant – survives drops, heartbreak, and unpaid student loans
Description
The only case brave enough to cosplay as a size 4 Jordans. This high-top silicone flex is for anyone who’s ever looked at their earbuds and thought, “You guys need footwear.”
Complete with carabiner so you can clip it to your belt like a total menace in public. Honestly, this is the kind of thing that makes people double-take—and that's exactly the point.
Details
– Fits AirPods 3 (3rd gen only, because future)
– Durable soft silicone with sole grip texture
– Hilariously unnecessary sneaker tread on the bottom
– Carabiner included for gym bros and mall walkers
– Guaranteed to confuse your barber
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