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Domestic Furnishings Division

Welcome to domestic chaos, Weird Castle–style.Your home deserves more than neutral tones and fake plants; it deserves a vibe that makes guests question your emotional stability and your budget. This is décor for the spiritually unhinged.Rugs that start conversations (and fights). Candles that smell like poor decisions. Shower curtains that make the landlord nervous. Because who wants a “nice home” when you can have a haunted masterpiece? Features: Smells like satire, looks like self-awareness Perfect for Airbnbs you’ll get banned from Adds +10 charisma, –20 judgment

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Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a poster High Yield Portfolio Poster — Funny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme $34.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a poster Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface $34.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a poster Spooky Season Apex Predator Poster — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $34.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a poster Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody $34.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a poster No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $34.99 90s bootleg rap tribute of Moses parting the Red Sea under LET HIM COOK, on a poster Let Him Cook Moses Poster — 90s Bootleg Rap Meme $34.99 Jack-o-lantern pumpkin leaf bag tied shut, shaped exactly like a curled-up body, on a poster Festive Yard Waste Poster — Funny True Crime Halloween Art $34.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a poster The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers $34.99 America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $34.99 War for oil collage: fighter jets, tanks, US flags and oil barrels under I SMELL OIL, on a poster Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Poster — Funny War for Oil $34.99 Cheese and milk carton beating up a stomach, lactose intolerance as a gang fight, on a blanket Lactose Intolerance Gang War Blanket — Funny Dairy Gang Fight $59.99 Toothy gum monster in a terracotta pot being misted, PROUD PLANT PARENT, on a blanket Ficus Dentata Blanket — Funny Plant Parent Teeth Monster $59.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a blanket 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Blanket — Funny Pokemon Parody $59.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a poster 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Poster — Funny Pokemon Parody $34.99 Virtual Tapeworm Blanket — Funny Tamagotchi Parody Virtual Tapeworm Blanket — Funny Tamagotchi Parody $59.99 Brass knuckles whose four striking points spell TLDR, on a blanket TLDR Argument Settler Blanket — Funny TLDR Brass Knuckles $59.99 Camera-wearing pigeons attacking Flock cameras above a stenciled FLOCK OFF, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Flock Off Canvas — Funny Flock Cameras Pigeons $59.99 Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Blanket — Funny Mom Household Chores Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Blanket — Funny Mom Household Chores $59.99 The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Poster — Funny Mom Household Chores The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Poster — Funny Mom Household Chores $34.99 Camera-wearing pigeons attacking Flock cameras above a stenciled FLOCK OFF, on a poster Flock Off Poster — Funny Flock Cameras Pigeons $34.99 Jacked communion chalice spilling wine, a Holy Spirit wine pun, on a blanket 100 Proof Holy Spirit Blanket — Funny Communion Chalice Wine Pun $59.99 Collage pigeon in a tin-foil hat flipping off one of the Flock cameras, FLOCK OFF, on a poster Flock Off Poster — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Wall Art $34.99 Dracula stealing a sleeping woman's gold watch under DRINK BLOOD STEAL WATCHES, on a blanket Transylvanian Lick Vampire Blanket — Funny Dracula Throw $59.99 Dracula stealing a sleeping woman's gold watch under DRINK BLOOD STEAL WATCHES, on a poster Transylvanian Lick — Funny Dracula Retro Poster $34.99