Description
Shopping for someone unhinged but lovable? Skip the guesswork. A Weird Castle Gift Card is the skeleton key to cursed hats, stickers with issues, and regrets disguised as apparel.

Features

• Available in multiple denominations

• Delivered instantly by email

• Includes easy redemption instructions

• No extra processing fees

• Never expires (unlike our patience)

Specifications

• Type: Digital gift card

• Delivery: Instant email

• Denominations: Multiple values available

• Expiration: None

• Redemption: Online at Weird Castle

• Fees: Zero, zilch, nada

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The Would Poop Here Again Sign is the highest form of bathroom praise — a rustic, handmade wall plaque that perfectly captures the human condition. Equal parts cozy farmhouse charm and toilet humor, it’s ideal for guest bathrooms, Airbnbs, and anyone who treats bowel movements like Yelp reviews.

Classy enough to fit modern decor, funny enough to make people question your sanity.

Details

– 7” x 7” wooden frame, rustic finish

– Pre-installed hanging slot for easy setup

– Neutral color tones for any bathroom aesthetic

– Perfect for housewarmings, Airbnbs, or revenge gifts

– Guaranteed to get a laugh (or a confused stare)

Turn your bathroom into a dive bar with plumbing.

The Live Nudes Shower Curtain is a high-definition polyester masterpiece that tells your guests exactly what kind of person you are — one who values cleanliness, comedy, and questionable life choices in equal measure.

Featuring a neon “LIVE NUDES” arrow straight out of a Vegas alley, this curtain transforms any boring shower into a chaotic performance art piece. Perfect for dorms, bachelor pads, or couples who think shame is a social construct.

Make your morning routine feel like a moral gray area. Because self-care should come with a red-light district glow.

Details

• 72” x 75” – big enough to hide your sins
• HD neon print – looks like a real sign, minus the bail money
• Waterproof polyester – deflects water and judgment
• Machine washable – unlike your browser history
• Hooks included – because you’re not handy and we know it

Ever wanted to rest your drink on a dismembered brain?

Now you can — ten times over.

This 3D Brain Slice Coaster Set is a museum of madness disguised as home decor. Each acrylic slice features disturbingly realistic brain anatomy, perfect for neuroscientists, med students, or anyone whose idea of a party trick involves saying “actually, that’s the prefrontal cortex.”

Whether you’re sipping whiskey while pondering existence or just trying to keep your IKEA table dry, these coasters scream I contain multitudes — and possibly intrusive thoughts.

Details

• Set of 10 transparent acrylic coasters – each one a different slice of the human mind
• Printed anatomical detail that’ll make guests question your profession and your sanity
• Rubber backing keeps it steady during existential crises
• Hand wash only – brains don’t do well in microwaves
• Average shipping time: 7–10 days
• Dimensions: roughly 3.5” x 3.5” (aka “just big enough for your bad decisions”)

For the coworker who’s one unsolicited suggestion away from throwing hands. This sarcastic red warning sign lets the entire office know you’re not here for micromanagement, backseat tasks, or Todd’s opinions on spreadsheets.

Slap it on your desk, workshop, or kitchen counter. It's passive-aggressive and OSHA-adjacent.

Details

– Sturdy plastic sign, approx. 7.25" x 4.4" x 3.9"

– Bright red, guaranteed to piss off middle management

– Works for desks, workbenches, and emotional boundaries

– Great gag gift for the silently unhinged coworker in your life

For when you're this close to snapping.

This lavender-scented candle smells like the only thing holding you together. Burn it before you burn bridges. Makes a great passive-aggressive gift for friends, exes, coworkers, or just yourself.

Details

– 3.6oz soy wax

– lavender scent (calms rage… kinda)

– glass jar with “my last nerve – oh look, it’s on fire” label

– slow burn, fast mood shift

– ideal for desks, bathrooms, or emotionally unstable environments

A soft, plush, lavender-colored middle finger to the world. This fuck-shaped bath mat dries your feet and your spirit. Cozy as hell, offensive as needed. Perfect for bathrooms, dorms, or anywhere someone needs to take a fucking hint.

Details

– 27” x 15”

– Plush microfiber top, TPR anti-slip bottom

– Absorbent enough for post-shower puddles or post-breakup cries

– Machine washable

– The mat says fuck, and it fucking means it