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I LEARNED YOUR JOB · YOU MAY REST NOW — Tee
$2999
Size: S
Color: Athletic Heather
About this item
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
- Printed on demand, which means nobody has touched it, which is the highest form of hygiene.
- Ships from a castle that does not appear on any map, tax filing, or list of buildings.
- Arrives before the war. Everything here arrives before the war.
Issued to Automated Labor, Local 002.
Wearing this counts as a vote at the Weird Castle Decision Desk. Every purchase moves the front line ten times more than saying you would.
$2999
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | July 29, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #82 in things nobody requested |
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