Diagnosed: Having Opinions — Funny Feminist Tee
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
About this item
- What it is. Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz. Heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend.
- Unisex fit with a ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams, so it keeps its shape.
- Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. The design sits in the fabric, not on top of it.
- Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
- Care. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
| Size | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.
A warm, nostalgic 1950s doctor's office. Rubber-hose cartoon linework. A beaming housewife. A physician nodding with practiced concern as he scribbles her prescription. Everything is fine. Everything has always been fine. The diagnosis is HAVING OPINIONS, and it is rendered with the full bureaucratic sincerity it historically deserved — because this isn't a joke we invented. The DSM literally pathologized female autonomy, nonconformity, and homosexuality well into living memory, and the doctors who wrote those codes were not cartoon villains. They were the institution. That's what makes the cartoon more disturbing than any scream could be.
Wear your diagnosis as a badge. The punchline isn't the patient — it's the whole apparatus that needed her sick. Deadpan. Documented. Issued with complete clinical earnestness by Weird Castle Medical Operations, a division of Weird Castle.
- DSM-II §302.0 — cited in full, for the scholars
- Onset: puberty (noted in the fine print)
- Recommended treatment: rest and compliance
- Prognosis: chronic, if left unchaperoned
- Physician signature: illegible, as god intended
- Second opinion: not covered
Printed on a premium, ultra-soft unisex cotton t-shirt that feels infinitely better than a clinical gown. True to size for a comfortable, classic fit perfect for your daily refusal to comply.
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | July 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #24 in things nobody requested |
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