Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified — Funny Graphic Tee
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
About this item
- What it is. Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz. Heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend.
- Unisex fit with a ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams, so it keeps its shape.
- Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. The design sits in the fabric, not on top of it.
- Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
- Care. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
| Size | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.
You thought you were out. The system had other plans. RE-ENROLLED is stamped across this t-shirt in fat, hand-lettered bounce type—the kind of bureaucratic confidence that doesn't ask questions, doesn't accept appeals, and has already updated your file. This is your mandatory intake uniform. Welcome back to the program. Your previous attempt at freedom has been logged and flagged.
The fine print reads Voluntary Participation Not Verified, because legal always covers its bases. You had to earn the punchline. You always do.
- RE-ENROLLED — implies you escaped once. It implies you didn't.
- Issued by the Office of Compulsory Re-Integration, Dept. of Recurring Obligations
- Previous enrollment counts as prior offense, not credit
- Orientation is mandatory. You attended orientation. You are still in orientation.
- This garment is not a reward. It is a condition of supervised re-entry.
Classic fit, comfortable everyday cotton construction. Ships directly to your registered sector faster than an HR appeal.
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | July 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #48 in things nobody requested |
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