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Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker
Surface: White
About this item
- What it is. 100% durable vinyl with a strong adhesive, kiss-cut so it peels cleanly off the backing.
- Bubble-free application.
- Made for indoor surfaces — laptops, notebooks, filing cabinets. Not waterproof.
- Sizes. 3″ × 3″ · 4″ × 4″
- Care. Wipe clean. Keep it off the dishwasher.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
You thought you were out. The system had other plans. RE-ENROLLED is stamped across this heavy-duty vinyl sticker in fat, bureaucratic type—the kind of administrative confidence that doesn't ask questions, doesn't accept appeals, and has already updated your file. Slap this on your laptop, water bottle, or workstation to signify your tragic return to the program. Your previous attempt at freedom has been logged and flagged.
- RE-ENROLLED — implies you escaped once. You didn't.
- Voluntary Participation Not Verified — because legal has to cover its bases.
- Issued by the Office of Compulsory Re-Integration, Dept. of Recurring Obligations.
- Previous enrollment counts as a prior offense, not credit.
- Orientation is mandatory. You are still in orientation.
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Sticker |
| Date first available | July 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #72 in things nobody requested |
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