Weird Castle

Satire Merch

Weird Castle makes satire merch: original parody and joke designs on T-shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers and wall art. The targets are history, tech billionaires, horror movies, celebrities, famous brands and the general state of things. Every design is our own, and every item is printed to order in the U.S.

This page gathers the satire and parody designs in one place. The topic pages are narrower: funny Civil War hats, Elon Musk parody shirts, celebrity parody shirts, horror parody shirts and brand parody shirts.

83 products
Funny Civil War veteran hat: black cap with a gold "Civil War Veteran 1861–1865" patch and "Proudly Served" on the brim Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865) $38.00 Funny Civil War 2 veteran hat: black cap with a gold "Civil War 2 · 2025–20XX · GG America" patch and "Future Veteran" brim Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving $38.00 Number One Luxury Reptile Crime - Parody Alligator Hat — Black Number One Luxury Reptile Crime - Parody Alligator Hat $39.99 Civil War Veteran Tee — Proudly Served (1861-1865) Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Served (1861-1865) $49.99 Screaming green ghost trapped inside a Ziploc-style sandwich bag branded RIPLOC, on a sticker — White Riploc Soul Storage Sticker — Funny Ziploc Parody $4.99 Golf ball on a tee with a Titleist-style script logo that reads Elitist, on a sticker — White Elitist Pro Sticker — Funny Titleist Parody $4.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a t-shirt Support Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface $24.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a hoodie Support Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny Leatherface $59.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface $59.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a poster Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface $34.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a sticker Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface $4.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a mug Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody $21.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a t-shirt — Black Fuck Your Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $24.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a hoodie — Black Fuck Your Final Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $59.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a sticker — White Fuck Your Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $4.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a mug Fuck Your Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $21.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a t-shirt — Black Elitist Golf Parody T-Shirt — Funny Titleist Parody $24.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a hoodie — Black Elitist Golf Parody Hoodie — Funny Titleist Parody $59.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a poster Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody $34.99 A schematic drawing with the text No Lives Matter, referencing Michael Myers and slasher movies. No Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $24.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a hoodie No Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $59.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' No Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $59.99 Blueprint style No Lives Matter sticker with funny Michael Myers horror movie slasher joke. No Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $4.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a poster No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $34.99

Questions about Satire Merch

What is satire merch?

Clothing and gifts that make a joke about something real: a person, an event, a brand or an idea. At Weird Castle that means original parody designs on shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers, posters and canvas prints.

Are these official products of the people or brands they make fun of?

No. The designs are parody and commentary. Weird Castle is not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by anyone the designs make fun of.

Who makes Weird Castle designs?

Weird Castle is a small independent shop in Ohio. Every design is our own, and each item is printed to order in the U.S.

What is Weird Castle best known for?

The Civil War Veteran Hat, a black corduroy joke cap that thanks the wearer for their service in 1861-1865. It has a sequel, the Civil War 2 Veteran Hat.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 30 days after your item arrives to request a return. The refund policy at weirdcastle.com/policies/refund-policy has the details.

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