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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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90s bootleg rap tribute of Moses parting the Red Sea under LET HIM COOK, on a hoodie — Black Let Him Cook Moses Hoodie — 90s Bootleg Rap Meme $59.99 Halloween candy bowl marked TAKE ONE in a museum case, plaque reading TOOK IT ALL, on a t-shirt — Black Took It All Exhibit T-Shirt — Funny Halloween Candy Bowl Shirt $24.99 Halloween candy bowl marked TAKE ONE in a museum case, plaque reading TOOK IT ALL, on a hoodie — Black Took It All Exhibit Hoodie — Funny Halloween Take One Candy Gag $59.99 Glossy 80s airbrush racehorse in a rose garland with a sash reading GRADE A GLUE, on a t-shirt — Black Grade A Glue Champion T-Shirt — Funny Racehorse Glue Factory $24.99 Glossy 80s airbrush racehorse in a rose garland with a sash reading GRADE A GLUE, on a hoodie — Black Grade A Glue Champion Hoodie — Funny Racehorse Glue Factory $59.99 Gas station hot dogs on a roller grill spelling MEAT SWEATS, dripping grease, on a t-shirt — Black Roller Grill Meat Sweats T-Shirt — Funny Gas Station Hot Dogs $24.99 Gas station hot dogs on a roller grill spelling MEAT SWEATS, dripping grease, on a hoodie — Black Roller Grill Meat Sweats Hoodie — Funny Gas Station Hot Dogs $59.99 Jack-o-lantern pumpkin leaf bag tied shut, shaped exactly like a curled-up body, on a t-shirt — Black Suspicious Pumpkin Leaf Bag T-Shirt — Funny Pumpkin Leaf Bag Body $24.99 A white mug featuring an orange pumpkin leaf bag shaped suspiciously like a human body. Festive Yard Waste Pumpkin Mug — Funny True Crime Halloween Gift $21.99 Jack-o-lantern pumpkin leaf bag tied shut, shaped exactly like a curled-up body, on a hoodie — Black Festive Yard Waste Hoodie - Funny True Crime Halloween $59.99 Jack-o-lantern pumpkin leaf bag tied shut, shaped exactly like a curled-up body, on a poster Festive Yard Waste Poster — Funny True Crime Halloween Art $34.99 Jack-o-lantern pumpkin leaf bag tied shut, shaped exactly like a curled-up body, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Festive Yard Waste Canvas — Funny Pumpkin Leaf Bag Body $59.99 Socks featuring an orange pumpkin leaf bag shaped suspiciously like a tied-off human corpse. Festive Yard Waste Socks — Funny True Crime Halloween Gift $26.99 Jack-o-lantern pumpkin leaf bag tied shut, shaped exactly like a curled-up body, on a sticker — White Festive Yard Waste Sticker — True Crime Halloween Humor $4.99 Toy-style iron maiden torture device opening its spiked doors, captioned I CAN FIX HIM, on a t-shirt — Black I Can Fix Him Iron Maiden Shirt - Funny Toxic Dating Red Flag Tee $24.99 Toy-style iron maiden torture device opening its spiked doors, captioned I CAN FIX HIM, on a hoodie — Black I Can Fix Him Hoodie — Funny Iron Maiden Torture Device $59.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a t-shirt — Black The Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers $24.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a hoodie — Black The Michael Blueprint Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers $59.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a sticker — White The Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael Myers $4.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on canvas wall art The Michael Blueprint Canvas — Funny Michael Myers $59.99 Industrial blueprint schematic combining Michael Myers and an 80s pop star on a white coffee mug. The Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael Myers $21.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a poster The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers $34.99 Michael Myers and fellow horror slashers holding coffees outside a Dunkin' Donuts at night, on a t-shirt — Black America Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $24.99 Michael Myers and fellow horror slashers holding coffees outside a Dunkin' Donuts at night, on a hoodie — Black America Runs On Slaughter Hoodie — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $59.99