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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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War for oil collage: fighter jets, tanks, US flags and oil barrels under I SMELL OIL, on a mug Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Mug — Funny War for Oil $21.99 Corporate burnout rabbit, wide-eyed, clutching coffee, sustained by institutional dread, on a t-shirt — Black Unblinking Survival T-Shirt — Funny Corporate Burnout Rabbit $24.99 Corporate burnout rabbit, wide-eyed, clutching coffee, sustained by institutional dread, on a hoodie — Black Unblinking Survival Hoodie — Funny Corporate Burnout Rabbit $59.99 War for oil zine page: jets, oil drums and tanks under I SMELL OIL, WHERE IS IT?!, on a t-shirt — Black Tactical Dowsing Shirt — Military Industrial Complex Meme Tee $24.99 War for oil zine page: jets, oil drums and tanks under I SMELL OIL, WHERE IS IT?!, on a sticker — White Tactical Dowsing Sticker — Funny Military Oil Meme Decal $4.99 War for oil zine page: jets, oil drums and tanks under I SMELL OIL, WHERE IS IT?!, on a hoodie — Black Tactical Dowsing Hoodie — Funny Military Satire Geopolitics $59.99 War for oil zine page: jets, oil drums and tanks under I SMELL OIL, WHERE IS IT?!, on a mug Tactical Dowsing Mug — Funny War for Oil Satire $21.99 Wooden casket used for tailgating with a grill, a beer can and an AWAY GAME pennant, on a hoodie — Black Away Game Hoodie — Funny Coffin Tailgating $59.99 1920s trade card of a wide-eyed vacuum cleaner snorting a line of dust off a rug, on a t-shirt — Black Guaranteed Energy Shirt — Funny Vintage Vacuum Cleaner Ad $24.99 A novelty coffee mug featuring a spoof 5-Hour Energy label reading 5-Hour Felony. 5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $21.99 Off-model Sonic the Hedgehog sprinting off with a stolen catalytic converter, on a t-shirt — Black Gotta Fence Fast T-Shirt — Sonic the Hedgehog Converter Thief Parody $24.99 Off-model Sonic the Hedgehog sprinting off with a stolen catalytic converter, on a hoodie — Black Gotta Fence Fast Hoodie — Sonic the Hedgehog Converter Thief Parody $59.99 Vintage comic dad and son proudly holding a stolen catalytic converter at the Chop Shop, on a hoodie — Black Quality Time Under A Prius Hoodie — Catalytic Converter Meme $59.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on socks 5-Hour Felony Socks — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $26.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on a sticker — White 5-Hour Felony Sticker — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $4.99 1920s trade card of a wide-eyed vacuum cleaner snorting a line of dust off a rug, on a hoodie — Black Guaranteed Energy Hoodie — Funny Vintage Vacuum Cleaner Ad $59.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on a t-shirt — Black 5-Hour Felony T-Shirt — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $24.99 Vintage comic dad and son proudly holding a stolen catalytic converter at the Chop Shop, on a t-shirt — Black Quality Time Under A Prius T-Shirt — Catalytic Converter Theft Comic $24.99 Wooden casket used for tailgating with a grill, a beer can and an AWAY GAME pennant, on a t-shirt — Black Away Game T-Shirt — Funny Coffin Tailgating $24.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on a hoodie — Black 5-Hour Felony Hoodie — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $59.99 Victorian gentleman eating a Wi-Fi router with knife and fork, LOGGED OFF ATE THE ROUTER, on a t-shirt — Black Eat The Router T-Shirt — Funny Victorian Wi-Fi Router Eater $24.99 Victorian gentleman eating a Wi-Fi router with knife and fork, LOGGED OFF ATE THE ROUTER, on a hoodie — Black Eat The Router Hoodie — Funny Victorian Wi-Fi Router Eater $59.99 Metal jerrycan for gasoline with a sports-bottle pull cap and SPORTS DRINK stamped on it, on a t-shirt — Black Unleaded Electrolytes T-Shirt — Funny Gasoline Sports Drink $24.99 Puma-style sports logo reading CULT with a leaping demonic goat, on a hoodie — Black CULT Athletics Hoodie — Funny Puma Parody $59.99