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The List That Doesn’t Exist (But Also Totally Does)

on Aug 08 2025

First there was a list. Then there wasn’t a list. Then there was a list again — but you can’t see it because “reasons.” Now it’s subpoenas, spa-prison for Maxwell, Trump sweating, and America pretending to care. Weird Castle verdict: burn it all down — and wear the Civil War 2 Hat while you watch.

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