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We’re Giving Away a Nintendo Switch 2. Yes, Really. (Calm Down.)

on Nov 14 2025

We’re giving away a brand-new Nintendo Switch 2 — the real console, not the “my uncle works at Nintendo” version. Plus $200 in Weird Castle gift card prizes for runner-ups. Every $1 spent = 1 entry, with free entry methods included. This is the most chaotic, legally-compliant giveaway we’ve ever attempted. Dive in.

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