We’re Giving Away a Nintendo Switch 2. Yes, Really. (Calm Down.)
Look—we get it.
Every corner of the internet is packed with giveaways that feel like they’re being organized by someone’s cousin who “works at Nintendo” (he doesn’t). So when a brand says, “We’re giving away a brand-new Nintendo Switch 2,” your first instinct is probably:
“Sure you are, scam wizard.”
Totally fair.
But this one? This one’s real. We actually bought the console.
It’s sitting in our office right now, still sealed, radiating the kind of forbidden joy that only early Nintendo hardware can provide.
And because just giving away a Switch 2 isn’t chaotic enough, we’re also tossing in $200 worth of Weird Castle gift card prizes for runner-ups.
If you don’t win the console, you might still win money to blow on questionable merch you definitely shouldn’t explain to your parents.
How to Enter (a.k.a. “Math, but fun this time.”)
Entering is stupidly simple:
Every $1 you spend = 1 entry.
Buy a hat, that’s an entry.
Buy three cursed bathroom rugs, that’s three entries.
Buy the entire “Why Does This Exist?” collection, that’s… honestly, too many entries. Call your accountant.
Don’t feel like buying anything?
Cool. We’re not here to judge your financial decisions.
There are free entry methods too—our lawyer insisted on that.
Why Are We Doing This?
Because buying a Switch 2 right now is like trying to catch a flying Pokémon.
It’s stressful, random, and gives you mild anxiety when you realize the last one sold out 0.3 seconds before your page loaded.
So we decided to be the hero the internet deserves.
When’s the Winner Announced?
December 20th.
Mark your calendar.
Set an alarm.
Tattoo it somewhere visible.
(Our legal team is begging you not to actually do that.)
When the day comes, we’ll announce the winner and publicly roast the top 10 leaderboard spots—lovingly, of course. Probably.
What You Can Win
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1 Grand Prize:
A brand-new Nintendo Switch 2 — Mario Kart World Bundle included. The actual console. In the box. With the new Joy-Cons. Yes, the ones everyone’s drooling over.
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Runner-Up Prizes:
A share of $200 worth of Weird Castle gift cards.
Use them to buy merch, gifts, questionable home decor, or some truly unwise purchases you’ll need to explain later.
How to Boost Your Odds
Besides buying stuff, you can also:
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Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, X, Threads, Reddit, YouTube—basically everywhere except LinkedIn because we value our sanity.
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Comment on posts
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Repost us
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Visit pages
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Join the Weird Castle newsletter
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Do daily bonus actions
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Sacrifice a Rubber Duck of Destiny (not required, but spiritually correct)
All done through our Gleam widget.
It tracks everything.
(Yes, even the embarrassing screen names.)
Is This Actually Legit?
Weird Castle jokes a lot.
But when it comes to our customers, we don’t play around.
Somebody really will walk away with a brand-new Switch 2.
And if that person isn’t you?
At least you’ll be wildly entertained by the chaos of a giveaway hosted by a brand that sells eye masks shaped like depressed frogs.
Final Thoughts
Go enter.
Boost your odds.
Tell your friends.
Tell your enemies.
Tell your mom because she’ll probably try to win it for herself.
This giveaway is real, ridiculous, and very “us.”
Good luck.
We believe in your ability to tap buttons on the internet.
