1978 World Champion Power Walker Tee – Michael Myers Speed Kills (Slowly)
$28.00
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1978 World Champion Power Walker Tee – Michael Myers Speed Kills (Slowly)
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Estimated delivery between November 06 and November 08.
$28.00
Unit price perForget cardio.
This tee honors the undisputed king of murderous striding.
Michael Myers doesn’t run.
He walks briskly. With purpose.
And he still catches everyone. Every time.
This shirt is your official entry into the Slasher Olympics, where gold medals are earned in patience, silence, and a borderline-psychotic walking pace.
Stamped with a vintage varsity font and the 1978 release date, this shirt is perfect for horror fans, speed walkers, and dudes who haven’t blinked since the Carter administration.
Put it on. Start walking.
Never stop.
Product Details:
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton — breathable enough for a long walk home from Haddonfield
• Vintage black tee with bold white print
• Fits true to size unless you’re being chased
• Printed with dark energy in the USA
• Sizes S to 5XL, because evil has no limits
• Machine washable — won’t scream in the dryer
• Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause strangers to lock their doors
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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1978 World Champion Power Walker Tee – Michael Myers Speed Kills (Slowly)
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U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
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