Civil War Veteran Hat — Budget Valor Edition (1861-1865)
$28.00
Unit price per
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Budget Valor Edition (1861-1865)
In stock
Estimated delivery between February 16 and February 18.
$28.00
Unit price perYou survived the Civil War. Or at least, that's what this hat tells people. Same fake valor as our Limited Edition — just without the bougie corduroy. Because heroism shouldn't require a premium fabric budget.
The Civil War Veteran Hat (Budget Valor Edition) is for the patriot who wants to claim service from 1861–1865 without spending 1861–1865 cents. It's printed, it's structured, and it says “CIVIL WAR VETERAN” right on the front so nobody has to ask follow-up questions you can't answer.
Features
- 100% cotton twill — the fabric of democracy (and clearance racks)
- “CIVIL WAR VETERAN” front print — conversation starter, history ender
- Structured low-profile fit — sits low so you can keep a low profile about your fake service record
- Adjustable velcro closure — one size fits all heads, even ones full of made-up war stories
- Printed via DTG — modern technology honoring an ancient lie
Specifications
- Material: 100% Cotton Twill
- Closure: Adjustable Velcro strap
- Profile: Structured, low-fitting
- Print method: Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Fulfillment: Print-on-demand via Printify
What You’re Getting
A hat that says you fought in America's bloodiest conflict — at America's friendliest price point. Wear it to cookouts, family reunions, or anywhere people take hats at face value. Which is everywhere.
Returns + Exchanges
We accept returns within 30 days. Hat must be unworn and in original condition. Fake military credentials are non-refundable — those are yours forever.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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$28.00
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Budget Valor Edition (1861-1865)
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FAQs
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Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.