D.A.R.E. (but failed)
$32.00
Unit price per
Kindly, Ignore this.
You’re not gonna *not* click this, right?
D.A.R.E. (but failed)
In stock - Ready to be shipped
Estimated delivery between November 04 and November 06.
$32.00
Unit price perAh yes, the greatest lie ever told in an elementary school cafeteria.
This hat brings back the vibes of folding a red ribbon into your Trapper Keeper while getting absolutely no education on drugs, addiction, or real life. It’s retro. It’s embroidered. And it’s dripping in irony for anyone who proudly owns a vape, a trauma bond, or a recreational felony.
To keep kids off drugs? Maybe.
To keep adults on edge? Definitely.
Details
- 3D puff embroidery in original D.A.R.E. red – because nostalgia hits harder than truth
- Classic black mesh trucker – breathable for when the lies start to sweat
- Curved brim – perfect for nodding while ignoring everything the program taught
- Adjustable snapback – one size fits all regret
- Fits men, women, and anyone who failed the pledge
- Makes every conversation just a little more uncomfortable
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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D.A.R.E. (but failed)
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com
We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.
Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.