Please be patient, I took acetaminophen Hat

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Estimated delivery between November 03 and November 05.

$28.00

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This isn’t a fashion accessory. It’s a medical admission, stitched for public safety.

You took acetaminophen. Maybe once. Maybe too often. Either way, you’re living proof that modern medicine and divine intervention can coexist in one body.

This hat eliminates confusion in every setting—DMV lines, job interviews, family gatherings. It announces what you can’t always articulate:

You took acetaminophen.
Cognitive side effects may include honesty and unpredictability.
Patience is not optional—it’s prescribed.

Think of it as a pharmaceutical disclosure device for your head.
No co-pay. No refill required. Just pure, embroidered transparency.

Not merch. Not fashion. A medically inspired communication aid.

You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.

We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.

Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.

If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.

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Please be patient, I took acetaminophen Hat

$28.00

Please be patient, I took acetaminophen Hat

Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.

High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.

FAQs

Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.

We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.

Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.

Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).

Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com

We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.

Sometimes, yes.

Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.

Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee

Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.

U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.

Not yet — but we’re working on it.

For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).

You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.

As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.

Email us with your order number to get started.

Absolutely.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.