Schrödinger Is Dead – Evil Cat Physics Tee
$28.00
Unit price per
Kindly, Ignore this.
You’re not gonna *not* click this, right?
Schrödinger Is Dead – Evil Cat Physics Tee
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Estimated delivery between November 06 and November 08.
$28.00
Unit price perThe experiment’s over. The box is open. The cat?
Murderer.
This is Schrödinger’s cat if it got tired of waiting to be observed and took matters (and a knife) into its own paws. It’s not theoretical anymore — it’s personal.
Perfect for science nerds with a mean streak, goths who passed AP Physics, or anyone who thinks thought experiments should involve a little more blood.
Features a shadowy feline holding a knife like it knows something you don’t. Spoiler: it does.
Product Details:
• 100% cotton — because dead cats deserve breathable fabric
• Available in sinister BLACK, regret-blue BLUE, espresso-shot COFFEE, and radioactive YELLOW
• Short sleeve or long sleeve depending on the season of your villain arc
• Sizes S to 3XL — we don’t discriminate by mass
• Design printed loud and sharp like a scream from inside the box
• Soft enough to wear while contemplating the collapse of the wavefunction
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Schrödinger Is Dead – Evil Cat Physics Tee
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FAQs
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Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
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Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.