Spitters are quitters Hat
$28.00
Unit price per
Kindly, Ignore this.
You’re not gonna *not* click this, right?
Spitters are quitters Hat
In stock - Ready to be shipped
Estimated delivery between November 05 and November 07.
$28.00
Unit price perSay it with your chest. Or say it with your hat. Either way, someone’s grandma is about to be uncomfortable at the gas station.
This is more than a trucker hat. It’s a lifestyle manifesto. A head-first dive into the pool of bad decisions and double entendres.
If you’ve ever made a room go silent by reading your own headwear out loud — this one’s for you.
And no, we will not clarify what it means.
Details
• Foam-padded front panel – soft enough to nap, bold enough to ruin brunch
• Classic mesh back – breathable, like your morals
• Snapback closure – adjusts to fit your ego
• High-contrast orange and white – hunter safety meets bar bathroom graffiti
• Phrase is screen-printed in all caps – because subtlety is for cowards
• May get you uninvited from family events (worth it)
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Spitters are quitters Hat
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com
We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.
Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.