Couples Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts – His & Hers “Holiday Regret” Matching Set
$90.00
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Couples Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts – His & Hers “Holiday Regret” Matching Set
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Estimated delivery between November 23 and November 25.
$90.00
Unit price perThe Couples Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts are for partners who’ve stopped trying but still want to appear festive for photos their children will one day delete.
These aren’t just sweaters — they’re public declarations that you’ve chosen codependency with a side of cinnamon. Embroidered with the classic “I’ve Been Naughty” and “I’ve Been Nice” combo, they’re the perfect gift for couples who bicker about thermostat settings and whose love language is passive aggression.
Wear them to family gatherings, office parties, or anywhere you want strangers to sense deep emotional tension wrapped in tinsel.
Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like matching polyester and mutual resentment.
Details
- Unisex fit — for couples who share everything but opinions
- Soft fleece interior — cozy enough to survive another in-law visit
- Classic holiday red + green — symbols of love, envy, and mild hangovers
- Machine washable — unlike your emotional damage
- Available in multiple sizes — from “still trying” to “checked out”
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Couples Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts – His & Hers “Holiday Regret” Matching Set
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Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
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Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.