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We don’t know what’s going on here either — and that’s the point.
The AUTISM tee is peak chaos: a flaming font, a breakdancing (?) skeleton, and a layout that screams “neurodivergent energy” without asking for permission or clarification. It’s weird, proud, and aggressively unserious — just like most of us.
Perfect For
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Fans of absurdist memewear
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Unfiltered spectrum humor
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Anyone who likes their identity with a side of flaming skeletons
Details
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Fit: Unisex, spectrum-wide
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Material: Breathable polyester mesh (ironically chill)
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Print: Flaming font + dancing skeleton of questionable coordination
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Sizes: S–XXXL
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Notes: Wildly misunderstood by design, may cause public double takes
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Disclaimer: Definitely not a medically approved educational tool
Finally — a comb that acknowledges reality.
The Bald Man’s Comb is the perfect gift for that friend who’s been “rocking the buzz cut” for five years straight. Made of polished wood and pure disrespect, this comb features a minimalist tooth count — because, well, he’s a minimalist now.
It’s lightweight, easy to wrap, and guaranteed to ruin at least one birthday party. Great for dads, uncles, or anyone who still thinks Rogaine “just needs time.”
Details
– Includes two wooden combs (one for home, one for denial)
– Laser-engraved “Bald Man’s Comb” text
– Made from premium wood — like the head it’s meant for
– The ultimate over-the-hill or gag gift for men
– Perfect stocking stuffer for men who peaked at their hairline
Description
Skip the $3,500 shoebox apartment and just wear the city on your head. The Big Apple Hat serves retro streetwear vibes whether you’ve been to New York or just watched Law & Order.
Features
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Embroidered patch with bold, pop-art apple + crowd design
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Cotton twill dome for all-day borough comfort
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Distressed brim for instant “I’ve seen things” credibility
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Adjustable strap for Yankees fans and posers alike
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Available in black, khaki, and washed denim
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Perfect for tourists, locals, and fake New Yorkers alike
Specifications
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Material: Cotton twill
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Colors: Black, Khaki, Washed Blue
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Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)
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Fit: Classic dad hat
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Style: Retro streetwear
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Embroidery: Premium patch stitching
Description
Say it loud without saying a word. The Big Fan Magnet is retro pun energy in a 3×3 square — part fridge décor, part flattery, part vintage appliance worship.
Features
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Old-school desk fan design with punny charm
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Glossy finish, strong magnetic grip, stronger message
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3×3 inches of full-color praise
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Holds photos, notes, or mom’s leftover reminders
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Perfect for friends, mentors, or anyone with a fan club
Specifications
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Material: Glossy magnetic vinyl
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Size: 3×3 in.
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Finish: Full-color, durable print
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Use: Fridge, locker, or breakroom microwave
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Origin: Made in USA
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Style: Retro novelty / pun décor
Description
Put your best foot forward — and make it grotesquely unforgettable. These human-foot slippers hug your soul while haunting everyone else’s. Comfort meets chaos in toe-by-toe, veiny detail.
Features
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Anatomically detailed realism (apologies in advance)
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Soft, squishy, and disturbingly comforting
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Anti-slip sole for confident weird walking
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One size fits most, especially emotionally unavailable men
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Lightweight, durable, and probably illegal in three states
Specifications
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Material: Plush fabric + anti-slip sole
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Colors: Flesh-toned realism
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Sizes: One size fits most adults
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Style: Novelty / gag footwear
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Function: Indoor slippers
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Package: 1× Pair of slippers
Introducing the Bitch Please, I’m a Mermaid Socks — because even mythical creatures have boundaries.
These cozy, sarcastic foot blankets are soft enough for self-care Sunday and salty enough for the group chat. Slip them on after ghosting your ex or just to assert dominance at brunch. They’re proof that comfort and confidence can absolutely coexist — especially when you’re a magical sea bitch who doesn’t owe anyone an explanation.
Details
– Fits most feet, and all bad moods
– Soft cotton-poly blend perfect for lounging or judging
– Non-slip text: “Bitch please. I’m a mermaid.” (in case anyone forgets)
– Durable print that survives washing and drama
– Great gift for best friends, ex-friends, or anyone with ocean energy and zero patience
Why hide your taste when you can wear it on your feet?
The Boob Socks are the perfect blend of elegance and immaturity. Decorated with a tasteful all-over pattern of the human form’s finest feature, these socks turn every step into a celebration of bad decisions and good anatomy.
Soft, breathable, and somehow still classy enough for brunch, these make a fantastic gift for anyone who appreciates art, comfort, and chaos.
Details
– Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort and minimal shame
– Machine washable (unlike your search history)
– One size fits most degenerates
– Lightweight and breathable for year-round titillation
– Perfect gag gift, date-night statement, or self-love purchase
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