Description

Some heroes wear capes. Others wear a frog mid-sip, silently judging. This hat thrives on drama — from the sidelines.

Features

• Black cotton cap with embroidered frog enjoying a beverage
• Adjustable strap for brains full of thoughts (or nothing at all)
• Lightweight & breathable — for tea parties or shade-throwing marathons
• Unisex, because petty has no gender
• Works in summer, spring, autumn, and any season full of nonsense
• Perfect for introverts, instigators, and anyone who’s ever said “just saying”

Specifications

• Material: Cotton
• Colors: Black
• Sizes: One size (adjustable strap)
• Fit: Classic dad hat
• Style: Casual unisex
• Embroidery: Premium stitching

A shirt so wrong it might qualify as performance art.

Three nuns. One table. Cigarettes. Liquor. Playing cards.

What exactly is going on here? We don’t know, and frankly, we’re afraid to ask. All we know is it belongs on your chest immediately.

Looks like a grainy screenshot from a film the church tried to erase. Probably found in a shoebox marked “evidence.”

Product Details

• Color Options: Black, White, Red, Yellow, Dark Gray, Light Purple, Bubblegum, Khaki, and more

• Sizes: XS to XXXL

• Fit: Loose, like your morals

• Material: 100% cotton

• Print: High-contrast grayscale photo transfer. Slightly cursed.

For those of us running on vibes, caffeine, and a single waffle from this morning—this hat gets it.

Sleepy and Hungry. That’s the entire personality. That’s the entire mood. Embroidered in chaotic toddler crayon font so no one questions your mental bandwidth.

Wear it on a walk. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while crying in your car in the Taco Bell drive-thru. It works.

Product Details:

• ☀️ Sunshade mode: activated

•  Breathable for your last 3 remaining brain cells

•  Colorful embroidered letters (your hat’s louder than your coping mechanisms)

•  Dome-style crown with curved bill

•  Fabric: Soft-touch polyester

•  Size: One size fits all (we tested on a large grapefruit and an anxious uncle)

•  Unisex fit

•  Available in Beige, Black, Navy, Green, Pink, and Khaki

Meet the Sleepy Royalty Deck, where every King looks one nap away from quitting his kingdom.

These gorgeously illustrated cards were designed for the chronically tired, the emotionally unavailable, and anyone who treats game night like a group therapy session. Whether you’re bluffing in poker or just trying to stay awake long enough to shuffle, these cards bring the perfect mix of chaos and class to your table.

Because nothing says “family bonding” like arguing over Uno rules printed on designer cardstock.

Details

– 54 cards (52 standard + 2 jokers that look suspiciously like your ex)

– Linen finish for that “luxury casino that went bankrupt” feel

– Air-cushioned texture for smooth shuffling and even smoother emotional avoidance

– Comes in an art-deck box worthy of your least stable friend’s coffee table

– Great for poker, blackjack, or arguing about whether Go Fish is still fun

Description
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You wear pizza, donuts, or cookie eyes — complete with a bite-mark brim that proves you couldn’t wait for lunch.

Features

• Crisp embroidery & digital print so realistic you’ll lick the brim

• Polyester dome for breathable, all-day snack hustling

• Adjustable fit for adult-sized appetites

• Bite-mark brim because patience is overrated

• Styles include Pizza!, The Munchies (donut or cookie), and Big Eyes (cookie pattern)

• Perfect for skate parks, festivals, or cutting the food truck line

Specifications

• Material: Polyester with embroidered/digital print

• Colors/Styles: Pizza!, Donut, Cookie, Big Eyes

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Flat-brim cap

• Style: Casual novelty hat

• Embroidery/Print: High-quality detailing

Finally, a way to show the world you’ve given up on minimalism and embraced your snack era.

The Snack Pack AirPods Case Set includes three silicone covers — Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish — because nothing says “I have no self-control” like carrying your audio equipment in junk food.

Each case is soft, squishy, and lovingly inaccurate, transforming your AirPods into bite-sized monuments of poor life choices. Whether you’re munching at your desk, walking into the gym pretending you belong there, or just sitting in your car avoiding adulthood, these cases protect your pods and your brand: Unhinged Snack Royalty.

Forget clean aesthetics — this is full-calorie design for full-time weirdos.

Details

• Set of 3 cases: Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish
• Durable silicone construction – strong enough to survive both drops and diets
• Includes keychains – clip them to your shame or your keys
• Fits AirPods 3rd gen
• Soft-touch finish – feels like guilt, but smoother

Description

The only case brave enough to cosplay as a size 4 Jordans. This high-top silicone flex is for anyone who’s ever looked at their earbuds and thought, “You guys need footwear.”

Complete with carabiner so you can clip it to your belt like a total menace in public. Honestly, this is the kind of thing that makes people double-take—and that's exactly the point.

Details

– Fits AirPods 3 (3rd gen only, because future)

– Durable soft silicone with sole grip texture

– Hilariously unnecessary sneaker tread on the bottom

– Carabiner included for gym bros and mall walkers

– Guaranteed to confuse your barber