Description
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You wear pizza, donuts, or cookie eyes — complete with a bite-mark brim that proves you couldn’t wait for lunch.

Features

• Crisp embroidery & digital print so realistic you’ll lick the brim

• Polyester dome for breathable, all-day snack hustling

• Adjustable fit for adult-sized appetites

• Bite-mark brim because patience is overrated

• Styles include Pizza!, The Munchies (donut or cookie), and Big Eyes (cookie pattern)

• Perfect for skate parks, festivals, or cutting the food truck line

Specifications

• Material: Polyester with embroidered/digital print

• Colors/Styles: Pizza!, Donut, Cookie, Big Eyes

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Flat-brim cap

• Style: Casual novelty hat

• Embroidery/Print: High-quality detailing

Finally, a way to show the world you’ve given up on minimalism and embraced your snack era.

The Snack Pack AirPods Case Set includes three silicone covers — Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish — because nothing says “I have no self-control” like carrying your audio equipment in junk food.

Each case is soft, squishy, and lovingly inaccurate, transforming your AirPods into bite-sized monuments of poor life choices. Whether you’re munching at your desk, walking into the gym pretending you belong there, or just sitting in your car avoiding adulthood, these cases protect your pods and your brand: Unhinged Snack Royalty.

Forget clean aesthetics — this is full-calorie design for full-time weirdos.

Details

• Set of 3 cases: Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish
• Durable silicone construction – strong enough to survive both drops and diets
• Includes keychains – clip them to your shame or your keys
• Fits AirPods 3rd gen
• Soft-touch finish – feels like guilt, but smoother

Description

The only case brave enough to cosplay as a size 4 Jordans. This high-top silicone flex is for anyone who’s ever looked at their earbuds and thought, “You guys need footwear.”

Complete with carabiner so you can clip it to your belt like a total menace in public. Honestly, this is the kind of thing that makes people double-take—and that's exactly the point.

Details

– Fits AirPods 3 (3rd gen only, because future)

– Durable soft silicone with sole grip texture

– Hilariously unnecessary sneaker tread on the bottom

– Carabiner included for gym bros and mall walkers

– Guaranteed to confuse your barber

Description
Why carry a fan when you can wear one like the eco-overlord you were born to be? The Solar Fan Hat turns every ray of sunlight into a smug little breeze straight to your face.

Features

• Solar-powered mini fan spins automatically in bright sunlight

• No batteries — the sun does all the work while you flex

• 100% cotton for breathable comfort

• Adjustable strap for a secure fit (53–59cm)

• Fan detaches if you want to stick it somewhere else (don’t make it weird)

• Available in white, black, blue, yellow, and red

• Equal parts hat, wind machine, and power move

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: White, Black, Blue, Yellow, Red

• Sizes: Adjustable (53–59cm)

• Fit: Classic cap with fan attachment

• Style: Novelty / outdoor hat

• Power: Solar panel + detachable fan

You ever loved a candy so much you wish it could hold your tech?

No? Well, now you will. This Sour Patch–inspired silicone case turns your AirPods Pro into a walking sugar rush. Or at least a dangling one. Fits snug. Feels squishy. Looks edible. Not edible.

Details

– Compatible with AirPods Pro 2nd & 1st gen

– Vibrant soft silicone in candy bag shape

– Durable, drop-resistant, and weirdly nostalgic

– Clip it to your keys, backpack, or diabetes

This isn’t a hat. It’s a diagnosis.

If your kid puts this thing on, there’s a 97% chance they’ll be running full speed into traffic, screaming about chaos emeralds and disrespecting every adult in a 2-mile radius. It’s not a phase — it’s a lifestyle powered by fruit snacks and rage.

Do not give this hat to a calm child. They won’t survive it.

Details

• Sonic-style blue mesh trucker with 3D felt spikes
• Built-in disrespect for authority
• Lightweight and breathable — optimized for laps around a Chili’s
• Sturdy polyester build — survives skids, crashes, and snack time tantrums
• Snapback fit for ages 8–11, or adults who peaked emotionally in 1998
• Hair spikes may cause attitude

Say it with your chest. Or say it with your hat. Either way, someone’s grandma is about to be uncomfortable at the gas station.

This is more than a trucker hat. It’s a lifestyle manifesto. A head-first dive into the pool of bad decisions and double entendres.

If you’ve ever made a room go silent by reading your own headwear out loud — this one’s for you.

And no, we will not clarify what it means.

Details

• Foam-padded front panel – soft enough to nap, bold enough to ruin brunch

• Classic mesh back – breathable, like your morals

• Snapback closure – adjusts to fit your ego

• High-contrast orange and white – hunter safety meets bar bathroom graffiti

• Phrase is screen-printed in all caps – because subtlety is for cowards

• May get you uninvited from family events (worth it)