Description
Why carry a fan when you can wear one like the eco-overlord you were born to be? The Solar Fan Hat turns every ray of sunlight into a smug little breeze straight to your face.

Features

• Solar-powered mini fan spins automatically in bright sunlight

• No batteries — the sun does all the work while you flex

• 100% cotton for breathable comfort

• Adjustable strap for a secure fit (53–59cm)

• Fan detaches if you want to stick it somewhere else (don’t make it weird)

• Available in white, black, blue, yellow, and red

• Equal parts hat, wind machine, and power move

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: White, Black, Blue, Yellow, Red

• Sizes: Adjustable (53–59cm)

• Fit: Classic cap with fan attachment

• Style: Novelty / outdoor hat

• Power: Solar panel + detachable fan

You ever loved a candy so much you wish it could hold your tech?

No? Well, now you will. This Sour Patch–inspired silicone case turns your AirPods Pro into a walking sugar rush. Or at least a dangling one. Fits snug. Feels squishy. Looks edible. Not edible.

Details

– Compatible with AirPods Pro 2nd & 1st gen

– Vibrant soft silicone in candy bag shape

– Durable, drop-resistant, and weirdly nostalgic

– Clip it to your keys, backpack, or diabetes

This isn’t a hat. It’s a diagnosis.

If your kid puts this thing on, there’s a 97% chance they’ll be running full speed into traffic, screaming about chaos emeralds and disrespecting every adult in a 2-mile radius. It’s not a phase — it’s a lifestyle powered by fruit snacks and rage.

Do not give this hat to a calm child. They won’t survive it.

Details

• Sonic-style blue mesh trucker with 3D felt spikes
• Built-in disrespect for authority
• Lightweight and breathable — optimized for laps around a Chili’s
• Sturdy polyester build — survives skids, crashes, and snack time tantrums
• Snapback fit for ages 8–11, or adults who peaked emotionally in 1998
• Hair spikes may cause attitude

Say it with your chest. Or say it with your hat. Either way, someone’s grandma is about to be uncomfortable at the gas station.

This is more than a trucker hat. It’s a lifestyle manifesto. A head-first dive into the pool of bad decisions and double entendres.

If you’ve ever made a room go silent by reading your own headwear out loud — this one’s for you.

And no, we will not clarify what it means.

Details

• Foam-padded front panel – soft enough to nap, bold enough to ruin brunch

• Classic mesh back – breathable, like your morals

• Snapback closure – adjusts to fit your ego

• High-contrast orange and white – hunter safety meets bar bathroom graffiti

• Phrase is screen-printed in all caps – because subtlety is for cowards

• May get you uninvited from family events (worth it)

You dropped $200 on AirPods and still lose them weekly — so why not wrap them in something that screams “financial irresponsibility, but make it cute.”

This Skittles AirPods Case is a soft silicone bodyguard for your overpriced ear candy. It’s bold, it’s juicy, and it will make your pocket look like a vending machine fell in love with your keychain.

Perfect for anyone who’s sweet on chaos, broke but colorful, or just needs a daily reminder that life’s short — and cavities are forever.

Whether you’re walking into class, the club, or your third personality of the day, this little sugar pouch says one thing loud and clear:

“I am not subtle, and I refuse to be beige.”

Details

• Soft-touch silicone – smooth enough to feel expensive, even when you’re not
• Includes carabiner keychain – hang it like a trophy of bad taste
• 3D Skittles-style pouch design – realistic enough to confuse toddlers and stoners alike
• Fits AirPods 4 (2024 models)
• Shock-resistant – survives drops, heartbreak, and unpaid student loans

Let’s be honest — you didn’t plan this.

But the government says congrats anyway.

This onesie turns your little chaos gremlin into exactly what they are: the cutest deduction you’ll ever claim. Whether they’re drooling on the W-2s or screaming during your Zoom audit, they’re technically saving you money just by existing.

Born in January? That’s a long-term investment.

Born in December? Peak efficiency.

Details

• Soft cotton onesie with envelope neck and bottom snaps
• Printed with “World’s Cutest Tax Deduction” — because truth counts
• Available in 0–24M sizes — from fresh write-offs to seasoned expenses
• Unisex fit for babies of all financial backgrounds
• DTG printed for long-lasting laughs (and receipts)
• Ideal for baby showers, holiday announcements, or casual IRS flexing

Finally, a shirt brave enough to ask:

What if your chin had testicles?

Introducing the Ball Chin Tee — a no-nuance, full-commitment visual gag that will ruin family dinners, job interviews, and any chance of being taken seriously ever again. This is not a joke. It is a lifestyle.

Whether you’re trying to confuse your in-laws, destroy a first impression, or win a game of shirts vs. skins by default… this shirt makes sure nobody wins.

It’s hairy. It’s dangly. It’s your new favorite shirt.

Details:

• 100% regrettable

• Super slim fit — tucks tight into your trauma

• Long sleeve… in theory (but it’s a short sleeve shirt, like your patience)

• Smooth cotton blend that hugs the boys

• Screenprinted so your chin bag stays high resolution at every BBQ