Ever seen a light pop up on your dashboard and think,

“Yeah… that tracks”?

This shirt is a tribute to all the weird alerts, personal breakdowns, and mysterious blinking symbols that feel way too relatable.

A full display of chaos. Mechanical, emotional, spiritual. Mostly emotional.

• Features 20+ absurdly fake warning signs that feel realer than your last breakup

• Soft poly-blend for full-body diagnostic failure

• Digital print, no actual car knowledge required

• Great for drivers, non-drivers, and people whose check engine light has been on since 2009

Pairs well with road trips, minor meltdowns, and that one friend who definitely shouldn’t be behind the wheel.

Professionalism from the ankles up.

Introducing the This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks — the only form of corporate protest HR can’t confiscate. Designed for maximum comfort during minimum productivity, these socks whisper your true feelings while your face pretends to care.

Perfect for 9 a.m. syncs, mandatory “team bonding,” and pretending your camera is off during Zooms.

Details

– Compression fit for improved circulation (of rage)

– Non-slip comfort for endless standing meetings

– Breathable blend for when your soul’s suffocating

– Machine washable, emotionally irreversible

– Fits all genders, fits no patience

Finally — a product to terrify new parents and weed out the weak.

The TikTot+ Baby Influencer Kit prank box looks disturbingly real, promising to “make your newborn the next viral sensation.” The fake packaging includes phrases like “studio strap” and “ring light for infants,” just to ensure Grandma’s blood pressure spikes before she opens it.

Hide your real gift inside, wrap it up, and enjoy the silence of pure confusion followed by the sound of betrayal. Perfect for baby showers, Christmas, or any event where you want people to question your morality.

Because love is temporary — but awkward silence is forever.

Details

• Authentic-looking retail box — printed in high-res parental panic
• Fits your real gift inside — the emotional damage is complimentary
• 100% recyclable cardboard — sustainability through deception
• No actual baby-influencing equipment included
• Reusable — once they forgive you, do it again next year

Welcome to Tipsy Land — where the rules are made up, and your liver doesn’t matter.

This adult drinking board game turns every round into a regret-fueled adventure through questionable choices, chaotic dares, and overly confident promises you’ll never remember in the morning. Perfect for house parties, pre-games, or convincing your friends you’re still fun.

Gather your crew, grab your drinks, and roll the dice toward blackout.

Details

– Full drinking board game set

– Made from durable PVC and paper (beer-resistant-ish)

– For 2–6 players with poor judgment

– Great for birthdays, house parties, and Friday nights that never should’ve happened

– Compact and portable — fits in any “we’ll just have one drink” bag

For the coworker who’s one unsolicited suggestion away from throwing hands. This sarcastic red warning sign lets the entire office know you’re not here for micromanagement, backseat tasks, or Todd’s opinions on spreadsheets.

Slap it on your desk, workshop, or kitchen counter. It's passive-aggressive and OSHA-adjacent.

Details

– Sturdy plastic sign, approx. 7.25" x 4.4" x 3.9"

– Bright red, guaranteed to piss off middle management

– Works for desks, workbenches, and emotional boundaries

– Great gag gift for the silently unhinged coworker in your life

Give the gift of panic.

The Toilet Meadow Prank Box is designed to convince your friends that you’ve gone full eco-psychotic — because nothing says “I love you” like pretending you bought them a grass-covered toilet seat.

From the makers of “Please Don’t Read the Fine Print,” this fake packaging masterpiece promises six pre-seeded, organic bathroom seat covers that “grow up to 1 inch in under a week.” The result? Pure horror, followed by relief, followed by distrust that will last a lifetime.

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or anytime someone in your life gets too comfortable. Wrap your real gift inside, and watch as your loved one rethinks your relationship — in real time.

Because laughter is temporary. Regret is forever.

Details

• Fake retail box – looks painfully real, feels emotionally damaging
• Standard gift box size – fits your real gift inside
• High-resolution print – because detail makes deception beautiful
• Reusable for future betrayals
• No grass included (thank God)

You ever been abducted by a UFO mid-therapy breakthrough while cross-legged in a field of unresolved issues? You have now.

This shirt is for the girlies, the goblins, and the fully boned-out husks of humanity who turned their childhood trauma into tight five stand-up sets and a vape addiction.

She’s not coping. She’s content.

He’s not okay. He’s got a rainbow beam in his soul and a sarcastic tone in his bones.

You wear this and you become unemployably hilarious.

• Skeleton? Check.

• Alien tractor beam? Check.

• Rainbow portal to your inner pain-clown? Double check.

Perfect for:

• Late-night overshares

• Making therapists laugh

• Laughing at the void

• Looking hot while spiraling

Details:

• 100% cotton, won’t dissolve in your tears

• Unisex fit, because everyone’s broken

• Screen printed graphic (like a sticker on your trauma)

• Runs true to size. Emotionally? Who’s to say.