Welcome to Tipsy Land — where the rules are made up, and your liver doesn’t matter.

This adult drinking board game turns every round into a regret-fueled adventure through questionable choices, chaotic dares, and overly confident promises you’ll never remember in the morning. Perfect for house parties, pre-games, or convincing your friends you’re still fun.

Gather your crew, grab your drinks, and roll the dice toward blackout.

Details

– Full drinking board game set

– Made from durable PVC and paper (beer-resistant-ish)

– For 2–6 players with poor judgment

– Great for birthdays, house parties, and Friday nights that never should’ve happened

– Compact and portable — fits in any “we’ll just have one drink” bag

For the coworker who’s one unsolicited suggestion away from throwing hands. This sarcastic red warning sign lets the entire office know you’re not here for micromanagement, backseat tasks, or Todd’s opinions on spreadsheets.

Slap it on your desk, workshop, or kitchen counter. It's passive-aggressive and OSHA-adjacent.

Details

– Sturdy plastic sign, approx. 7.25" x 4.4" x 3.9"

– Bright red, guaranteed to piss off middle management

– Works for desks, workbenches, and emotional boundaries

– Great gag gift for the silently unhinged coworker in your life

Give the gift of panic.

The Toilet Meadow Prank Box is designed to convince your friends that you’ve gone full eco-psychotic — because nothing says “I love you” like pretending you bought them a grass-covered toilet seat.

From the makers of “Please Don’t Read the Fine Print,” this fake packaging masterpiece promises six pre-seeded, organic bathroom seat covers that “grow up to 1 inch in under a week.” The result? Pure horror, followed by relief, followed by distrust that will last a lifetime.

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or anytime someone in your life gets too comfortable. Wrap your real gift inside, and watch as your loved one rethinks your relationship — in real time.

Because laughter is temporary. Regret is forever.

Details

• Fake retail box – looks painfully real, feels emotionally damaging
• Standard gift box size – fits your real gift inside
• High-resolution print – because detail makes deception beautiful
• Reusable for future betrayals
• No grass included (thank God)

You ever been abducted by a UFO mid-therapy breakthrough while cross-legged in a field of unresolved issues? You have now.

This shirt is for the girlies, the goblins, and the fully boned-out husks of humanity who turned their childhood trauma into tight five stand-up sets and a vape addiction.

She’s not coping. She’s content.

He’s not okay. He’s got a rainbow beam in his soul and a sarcastic tone in his bones.

You wear this and you become unemployably hilarious.

• Skeleton? Check.

• Alien tractor beam? Check.

• Rainbow portal to your inner pain-clown? Double check.

Perfect for:

• Late-night overshares

• Making therapists laugh

• Laughing at the void

• Looking hot while spiraling

Details:

• 100% cotton, won’t dissolve in your tears

• Unisex fit, because everyone’s broken

• Screen printed graphic (like a sticker on your trauma)

• Runs true to size. Emotionally? Who’s to say.

Description
Finally — socks that scream, “I put the fun in dysfunctional democracy.” These novelty socks feature a cartoon Trump face, a shock of unruly yellow hair, and yes — a miniature comb so you can primp on the go. Loud, stretchy, and wildly unelectable.

Wear them to rallies, ironic brunches, or just to remind your ankles that democracy is fragile.

Features
🧦 One size fits most (US men’s 6–13, women’s 7+)
💇 Includes mini comb for styling Trumpy’s yarn-like hair
🧵 Soft cotton/poly/spandex blend for maximum stretch and scandal
🌬️ Breathable, bold, and bizarrely presidential
🧼 Best washed gently — the hairpiece can’t handle impeachment

Specifications
Product Type: Novelty socks
Size: One size fits most (men’s 6–13 / women’s 7+)
Material: Cotton / polyester / spandex blend + faux hair
Extras: Miniature comb included
Care: Machine wash gentle, air dry preferred

For anyone who’s ever said, “I’ll get my life together tomorrow”… and then didn’t.

The Trying to Get My Shit Together Cat Tee is your new emotional support shirt — featuring one exhausted feline doing its absolute best in the litter box of life. Soft, lightweight, and stupidly relatable, this tee turns your burnout into a punchline and your midlife crisis into wearable art.

Perfect for cat lovers, chronic overthinkers, and anyone currently pretending to be “fine.”

Details

– 100% cotton, soft enough to cry into

– Unisex fit for maximum shared suffering

– Machine washable (like your dreams)

– Printed with non-toxic inks that survive your 3rd mental breakdown

– Available in multiple sizes for all levels of chaos

You didn’t serve in one. You didn’t serve in two. But now you can dress like you did both.

The Two Wars, Zero Service pack is the only bundle that lets you flex battlefield credentials without ever leaving your couch. Civil War I covers the era of muskets and cholera. Civil War II covers the era of memes and misinformation. Together, they’re a stitched résumé of valor no one asked for.

Wear the first hat to Thanksgiving and make your grandpa salute you. Wear the second to TwitchCon and get thanked for your service in the comments. Or stack both and achieve the rank of Supreme Future-Past Veteran, which comes with exactly zero benefits and infinite swagger.

History may not repeat, but your headgear sure can.