Remember when life was simple?

You woke up, watched cartoons, and didn’t have back pain yet.

Now you’re grown, broke, and pretending to have your life together — but deep down, you’re still just one pineapple away from losing it.

Enter “Under the Influence,” the 3-piece AirPods case set featuring everyone’s favorite ocean degenerates. SpongeBob, Patrick, and the almighty Pineapple are here to protect your AirPods and your rapidly declining sense of humor.

Made from squishy silicone that feels like childhood trauma wrapped in a hug, each case snaps onto your AirPods like it’s holding onto relevance.

This isn’t just nostalgia — it’s therapy with more holes in it.

Details

• Set of 3 cases: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pineapple (aka the Holy Trinity of Dumb Joy)
• Soft silicone build – durable, satisfying, and weirdly comforting to squeeze
• Fits AirPods 1st & 2nd gen
• Includes keychain clips – because adulthood requires tethering your happiness to something
• Each character stands proudly at “don’t talk to me before noon” height
• Protects against scratches, judgment, and growing up

Finally, a product that says: “I take my audio hygiene seriously… and I moisturize.”

This AirPods 4 case looks exactly like a tub of Vaseline, because why wouldn’t it? Includes a full cleaning kit so you can scrub your buds like a responsible adult. Hangs from your keys. Freaks out strangers. No regrets.

Details

– Compatible with AirPods 4

– 3D silicone case modeled after Vaseline jar

– Includes 3-piece cleaning tool set

– Anti-drop, dust-resistant, clip-on carabiner

– Confusing and functional — just like you

You’re not bragging.

You’re just realizing.

That moment when self-doubt turns into pure uncut swagger?

This shirt lives there.

In lowercase.

Typeset like a cursed medieval scroll but reads like your inner monologue right before domination.

Perfect for when you’re in your humble but terrifying arc.

Put it on.

Look down.

Realize:

Oh. I’m Him.

Product Details:

• Ultra-soft polyester blend — smooth enough to make a goat weep

• Moisture-wicking fabric for that post-epiphany glow

• Relaxed fit for lounging or casually altering the course of history

• Machine washable — even after a full power-up

• Screenprinted Gothic lowercase chaos

• Sizes S to XXL — modesty not included

Description
Shopping for someone unhinged but lovable? Skip the guesswork. A Weird Castle Gift Card is the skeleton key to cursed hats, stickers with issues, and regrets disguised as apparel.

Features

• Available in multiple denominations

• Delivered instantly by email

• Includes easy redemption instructions

• No extra processing fees

• Never expires (unlike our patience)

Specifications

• Type: Digital gift card

• Delivery: Instant email

• Denominations: Multiple values available

• Expiration: None

• Redemption: Online at Weird Castle

• Fees: Zero, zilch, nada

Description
You didn’t choose the champion life — the champion life mistook you for someone important and now you’re wearing this belt bag.

Styled like a championship wrestling belt, this glorious fanny pack lets you carry your ego and your chapstick. It screams “undefeated in recreational arguing” and “two-time local karaoke finalist.”

Features

• 🏆 Two zippered compartments to store snacks, dreams, or bail money

• 🏃♂️ Adjustable waistband for winners of all waist classes

• 🌧️ Waterproof-ish — because champs don’t cancel for rain

• 🦅 Decorated with a winged eagle, a globe, and enough gold detailing to confuse TSA

• Perfect for fantasy league royalty, office gladiators, or uncles who think bowling counts

Specifications

• Product Type: Novelty belt bag / fanny pack

• Material: Faux leather + metallic foil detailing

• Compartments: 2 zippered pouches

• Strap: Adjustable, one size fits most

• Weight: Lightweight but heavy on flex

• Care: Spot clean only — legends don’t machine wash

Five stars. No notes.

The Would Poop Here Again Sign is the highest form of bathroom praise — a rustic, handmade wall plaque that perfectly captures the human condition. Equal parts cozy farmhouse charm and toilet humor, it’s ideal for guest bathrooms, Airbnbs, and anyone who treats bowel movements like Yelp reviews.

Classy enough to fit modern decor, funny enough to make people question your sanity.

Details

– 7” x 7” wooden frame, rustic finish

– Pre-installed hanging slot for easy setup

– Neutral color tones for any bathroom aesthetic

– Perfect for housewarmings, Airbnbs, or revenge gifts

– Guaranteed to get a laugh (or a confused stare)

The planet’s most chaotic panda has entered the ring.

The WWF Wrestling Panda Tee is for those who care deeply about wildlife and folding their enemies in half. This shirt flips the wholesome nature-conservation logo into something far more feral — two pandas locked in eternal combat, proving nature really is metal.

Soft, lightweight, and a guaranteed conversation starter at bars, gyms, and family reunions where your uncle won’t stop bringing up “the good ol’ days of WWF.”

Details

– Premium cotton blend, soft yet strong enough for a body slam

– Unisex fit, perfect for pacifists and wrestlers alike

– Bold black-and-white print featuring a panda wielding a steel chair

– Machine washable — unlike your dignity after karaoke night

– Sizes: S–3XL