Why hide your taste when you can wear it on your feet?

The Boob Socks are the perfect blend of elegance and immaturity. Decorated with a tasteful all-over pattern of the human form’s finest feature, these socks turn every step into a celebration of bad decisions and good anatomy.

Soft, breathable, and somehow still classy enough for brunch, these make a fantastic gift for anyone who appreciates art, comfort, and chaos.

Details

– Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort and minimal shame

– Machine washable (unlike your search history)

– One size fits most degenerates

– Lightweight and breathable for year-round titillation

– Perfect gag gift, date-night statement, or self-love purchase

Introducing the Bitch Please, I’m a Mermaid Socks — because even mythical creatures have boundaries.

These cozy, sarcastic foot blankets are soft enough for self-care Sunday and salty enough for the group chat. Slip them on after ghosting your ex or just to assert dominance at brunch. They’re proof that comfort and confidence can absolutely coexist — especially when you’re a magical sea bitch who doesn’t owe anyone an explanation.

Details

– Fits most feet, and all bad moods

– Soft cotton-poly blend perfect for lounging or judging

– Non-slip text: “Bitch please. I’m a mermaid.” (in case anyone forgets)

– Durable print that survives washing and drama

– Great gift for best friends, ex-friends, or anyone with ocean energy and zero patience

For when you didn’t thrive, but damn it — you survived.

These I Survived Socks are for people who’ve been through whatever the hell that was and came out with caffeine, trauma, and a sense of humor. They feature the Earth flexing with sunglasses, flames, and the energy of a therapist saying, “you’re doing great, sweetie” while writing “yikes” in their notes.

Perfect for gifting to anyone who lived through another week, another meeting, or another apocalypse headline.

Details

– Women’s size 5–10 (men’s equivalent fits too if you’ve lost your will to care)

– Cotton/nylon/spandex blend softer than your coping mechanisms

– Breathable, stretchy, and unapologetically stupid

– “I Survived” design with flexing Earth and flaming chaos

– Wash cold, hang dry, and reflect on your resilience

Ever looked down at your feet and thought, “These could be funnier”?

Introducing Duck Feet Socks — the unholy blend of comfort and chaos. These 3D-printed socks turn your legs into full-blown webbed nightmares. Perfect for white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, or just confusing people at the grocery store.

Slide into a pair and instantly waddle your way into legend.

Details

– Fits most adult feet (men’s up to size 11)

– 80% polyester, 10% cotton, 10% spandex — stretchier than your excuses

– Realistic 3D duck leg print (hauntingly accurate)

– Machine washable (unlike actual ducks)

– Ideal for parties, gifts, or just ruining serious moments

These aren’t socks.

They’re an emotional meltdown for your feet.

Each toe is an opera.

Each step is a scream.

These socks are yelling because you are too polite to.

Whether you’re walking into a staff meeting, kicking open a therapist’s door, or just limping through life one existential crisis at a time—these babies do the shouting so you don’t have to.

🧦 Double-sided faces that scream in both directions

🎤 100% cotton (so you don’t actually combust)

🫢 High-stretch guilt containment (results may vary)

💥 Height: 50cm of loud. Length: 120cm of why.

They don’t pair with outfits.

They command them.

Description
Socks with attachment issues — literally.

These absurdly affectionate foot tubes come with magnetized mini hands that clasp together like a clingy couple at a high school dance. Bonus: googly eyes that silently judge everyone you walk past. Perfect for lovers, loners, coworkers, and cryptids alike.

Just don’t wash them near your phone or your boundaries.

Features

• ✋ Magnetic palms for spontaneous public hand-holding

• 👀 Googly eyes included (the silent kind of judgment)

• 🧵 Hand-sewn, hand-wash — because love is fragile

• 👣 One size fits most humans (US Women’s 4–8 or kids 8+)

Details

• Material: Cotton/poly blend + unearned intimacy

• Care: Hand-wash only, dry boundaries flat

• Style: Unisex novelty socks

• Includes: 1 pair (2 socks, 4 hands, endless regret)

Description
Finally — socks that scream, “I put the fun in dysfunctional democracy.” These novelty socks feature a cartoon Trump face, a shock of unruly yellow hair, and yes — a miniature comb so you can primp on the go. Loud, stretchy, and wildly unelectable.

Wear them to rallies, ironic brunches, or just to remind your ankles that democracy is fragile.

Features
🧦 One size fits most (US men’s 6–13, women’s 7+)
💇 Includes mini comb for styling Trumpy’s yarn-like hair
🧵 Soft cotton/poly/spandex blend for maximum stretch and scandal
🌬️ Breathable, bold, and bizarrely presidential
🧼 Best washed gently — the hairpiece can’t handle impeachment

Specifications
Product Type: Novelty socks
Size: One size fits most (men’s 6–13 / women’s 7+)
Material: Cotton / polyester / spandex blend + faux hair
Extras: Miniature comb included
Care: Machine wash gentle, air dry preferred