Big Apple Hat — Funny NYC Embroidered Dad Cap
$32.00
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Big Apple Hat — Funny NYC Embroidered Dad Cap
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Estimated delivery between July 14 and July 16.
$32.00
Unit price perNew York City: eight million people, zero affordable apartments, and one hat that captures all of it without requiring you to eat a $27 bodega sandwich. The Big Apple Hat is a retro streetwear dad cap with a bold pop-art apple embroidered on the front, which means you can rep NYC whether you've actually been there or you just have strong opinions about the subway based on a Law & Order binge. Valid.
The fine print:
- Embroidered patch: bold pop-art apple + crowd scene, very "I contain multitudes and also a MetroCard"
- Cotton twill dome — soft enough for all-day wear, sturdy enough to survive a Brooklyn summer
- Distressed brim for instant "I've seen things" street credibility (things: pigeons, mostly)
- Adjustable strap fits Yankees fans, Mets fans, and people who just like hats
- Available in black, khaki, and washed denim — all equally valid New York energy
- Perfect for tourists, transplants, locals, and people who say "I'm basically from New York" because they watched Seinfeld
Classic dad hat fit. Cotton twill construction. One size adjustable. Ships in colors: black, khaki, washed blue. Great gift for New York lovers, city obsessives, and anyone whose personality is a borough.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Big Apple Hat — Funny NYC Embroidered Dad Cap
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Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.