Cursed Christmas Sweater – Holiday Fever Dream Edition
$40.00
Unit price per
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Cursed Christmas Sweater – Holiday Fever Dream Edition
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Estimated delivery between November 22 and November 24.
$40.00
Unit price perStraight from Santa’s fever dream.
The Cursed Christmas Sweater is a horrifyingly festive 3D-printed masterpiece designed to ruin family photos and win every ugly sweater contest by a landslide. Whether it’s the hairy-chested holiday king, busty Mrs. Claus, or money-print mogul — every design in this lineup feels like a crime against Christmas itself.
Perfect for the deranged, the confident, or anyone who’s had enough of “matching pajama” culture.
Variant Styles
– Ho Ho Hairy (Santa chest hair + gold chain)
– Busty Claus (red naughty Christmas “peekaboo” print)
– Holiday Fireplace (festive lights + weird nipples)
– Pizza Legs Nightmare (self-explanatory and regrettable)
– Benjamins & Blessings (money print flex)
– Pure Hair Mode (full hairy torso for the minimalist pervert)
Details
– All-over 3D sublimation print (disturbingly realistic)
– 100% polyester (regrets not included)
– Unisex fit – for all body types, shame levels, and party settings
– Machine washable — just don’t ask what comes out in the lint trap
– Sizes XS–6XL
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Cursed Christmas Sweater – Holiday Fever Dream Edition
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com
We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.
Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.