Description
For the man, woman, or cryptid who refuses to play coy. This tee makes it official: you love pussy. Cats, obviously. (Mostly.)

Features

• Soft, breathable cotton — because you’ll get hot wearing this

• Unisex fit for lovers of all kinds

• Comes in more colors than your ex’s mood swings

• Guaranteed conversation starter (and sometimes ender)

• Cats front and center — subtlety is extinct

Specifications

• Fabric: Cotton

• Colors: Black, White, Gray, Pink, Red

• Sizes: XS–XXXL

• Sleeve: Regular short sleeve

• Fit: Loose pullover

• Style: Casual unisex

• Print: High-quality graphic

• Thickness: Standard

Description
Some shirts make a statement. This one makes people squint: “Why is there a shrimp on your chest?” Answer: scoliosis.

Features

• 100% cotton comfort for all-day ridiculousness

• Perfectly curved shrimp design (tiny seafood hammock vibes)

• Conversation starter that nobody asked for

• Unisex sizing from S–XXXL (Asian sizing — order up)

• Works for barbecues, seafood aisles, or marine biology majors

Specifications

• Fabric: Cotton

• Colors: Black, White, Gray, Pink

• Sizes: S–XXXL

• Sleeve: Regular short sleeve

• Fit: Loose pullover

• Style: Casual unisex

• Print: High-quality graphic

• Thickness: Standard

Description
Why carry a fan when you can wear one like the eco-overlord you were born to be? The Solar Fan Hat turns every ray of sunlight into a smug little breeze straight to your face.

Features

• Solar-powered mini fan spins automatically in bright sunlight

• No batteries — the sun does all the work while you flex

• 100% cotton for breathable comfort

• Adjustable strap for a secure fit (53–59cm)

• Fan detaches if you want to stick it somewhere else (don’t make it weird)

• Available in white, black, blue, yellow, and red

• Equal parts hat, wind machine, and power move

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: White, Black, Blue, Yellow, Red

• Sizes: Adjustable (53–59cm)

• Fit: Classic cap with fan attachment

• Style: Novelty / outdoor hat

• Power: Solar panel + detachable fan

Description
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You wear pizza, donuts, or cookie eyes — complete with a bite-mark brim that proves you couldn’t wait for lunch.

Features

• Crisp embroidery & digital print so realistic you’ll lick the brim

• Polyester dome for breathable, all-day snack hustling

• Adjustable fit for adult-sized appetites

• Bite-mark brim because patience is overrated

• Styles include Pizza!, The Munchies (donut or cookie), and Big Eyes (cookie pattern)

• Perfect for skate parks, festivals, or cutting the food truck line

Specifications

• Material: Polyester with embroidered/digital print

• Colors/Styles: Pizza!, Donut, Cookie, Big Eyes

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Flat-brim cap

• Style: Casual novelty hat

• Embroidery/Print: High-quality detailing

Description
For when you want to say “I’m not like other men” without speaking. Embroidered in the unmistakable black-and-yellow of the world’s most educational platform, this hat is equal parts conversation starter and warning label.

Features

• Crisp embroidery so clean it belongs behind a paywall

• 100% cotton dome for comfort during marathon browsing sessions

• Adjustable strap for heads full of bad decisions

• Curved brim for that “I just watched something I can’t tell you about” squint

• Available in black, white, pink, beige, and washed black

• Perfect for wing nights, festivals, or reminding strangers incognito mode isn’t magic

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: Black, White, Pink, Beige, Washed Black

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Classic dad hat

• Style: Novelty / streetwear

• Embroidery: Premium stitching

Description
Why wear someone else’s design when you can broadcast the chaos in your brain? The Brickhead Hat is a flat-brim billboard for bad ideas — fully compatible with your questionable creativity.

Features

• Build plate front & brim for maximum block real estate

• Works with most standard mini building bricks

• Flat brim for that “streetwear meets kindergarten” vibe

• Polyester crown for comfort while your head hosts dumb genius

• Adult (57–61cm) and kids (52–56cm) sizes available

• Comes with starter brick art (which you’ll immediately ruin)

• Perfect for parties, protests, first dates, and trolling coworkers

Specifications

• Material: Polyester with block-compatible build plate

• Colors: Black

• Sizes: Adult (57–61cm), Child (52–56cm)

• Fit: Flat-brim cap

• Style: Novelty / interactive hat

• Compatibility: Standard mini building bricks

Description
It’s not just a hat — it’s a forehead forcefield. The MAGA Hair Visor delivers golden glory without the rallies, combining embroidered patriotism with fake hair that repels logic and humility.

Features

• Machine embroidery sharper than a press conference walk-off

• Premium synthetic hair in the hue of presidential confidence

• Adjustable fit for patriots of all skull sizes

• 100% cotton brim for maximum shade-throwing potential

• Doubles as a Halloween costume, court disguise, or conversation ender

• Perfect for golf courses, cookouts, or marching straight into the comments section

Specifications

• Material: Cotton brim + synthetic hair

• Colors: Red visor with blonde hair

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Classic visor

• Style: Novelty / political gag

• Embroidery: Premium stitching