Finally, a onesie with confidence issues in the right direction.

The If You Think I’m a Stud You Should See My Uncle Bodysuit is the perfect gift for that uncle who makes everything about himself — now featuring your baby as the billboard. Soft, breathable, and wildly inappropriate for church photos, it’s guaranteed to make family gatherings weird again.

Perfect for baby showers, gender reveals, or causing drama at Thanksgiving. Because why settle for “cute” when your baby can be a full-blown family inside joke?

Details

• 100% cotton blend – softer than the uncle’s pickup lines
• Snap closure – because diaper changes shouldn’t require an engineering degree
• Bold white text – impossible to ignore, just like your uncle
• Unisex fit for all babies born with main character energy
• Machine washable – unlike your conscience after gifting this

Finally — a product to terrify new parents and weed out the weak.

The TikTot+ Baby Influencer Kit prank box looks disturbingly real, promising to “make your newborn the next viral sensation.” The fake packaging includes phrases like “studio strap” and “ring light for infants,” just to ensure Grandma’s blood pressure spikes before she opens it.

Hide your real gift inside, wrap it up, and enjoy the silence of pure confusion followed by the sound of betrayal. Perfect for baby showers, Christmas, or any event where you want people to question your morality.

Because love is temporary — but awkward silence is forever.

Details

• Authentic-looking retail box — printed in high-res parental panic
• Fits your real gift inside — the emotional damage is complimentary
• 100% recyclable cardboard — sustainability through deception
• No actual baby-influencing equipment included
• Reusable — once they forgive you, do it again next year